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No-Prey-Remains ([personal profile] nopreyremains) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2014-09-03 11:52 pm
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Where th' hell is my bike?
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[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-04 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Know what happens when you park in a red zone for over an hour?
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[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-04 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Ash taps the metal sign.] Towed it, Jaws.
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[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-04 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Think you'll have to call the number on the sign. [Ashley digs out his phone from his jacket pocket.]
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What would be the name of this SyFy Shark movie? WereShark vs Werewolf is

[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-04 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Ashley looks shocked by Mike having a phone. With an amused look he tucks his phone away.] I am in desperate need of a plate of a beef and a beer the size of your head.
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OMG I can feel Nicky's judgement over Sharknado all the way from Florida BUT THAT IS PERFECT!

[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-04 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
You check the label? Might be a subsidiary of Pentex making the sauce. [He's sort of kidding. But, there's always a little truth to a lot of jokes. Ash plops down, orders a beer and a bloody steak.] I'll give you a lift to your bike.
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[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-04 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Mostly I was kiddin' man. [But later he might actually slip in back and check the labels. Just in case.] That's Ani, always taking care of everyone.
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[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-04 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Doing good. Working hard. She's got this obnoxious Girl Scout troop thing she does. [Ash took a big gulp from his glass when it arrived.] Years. At least a couple.
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[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-04 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
A fish may love a bird, but where would they live, right? Never have those words rung truer than now.
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[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-04 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
She's a good girl.

Got a bit of a problem with some Mages. Virtual Adepts. Guess they've got a hard on for my particular skill.
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[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-04 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Far as I can tell, bunch of Harry Potter bullshit. Fucking witches.
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[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Scary thing owing you a favor, I think.
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[personal profile] corporatewolf 2014-09-05 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Alright then, I'll remember that and let you know if I need a hand. These fuckers apparently know how to counter my gifts. Might need an ace up my sleeve they don't even know to be prepared for. [Because Ashley can't imagine that they even know about the Rokea, let alone have anything waiting to stop one.]
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-09-04 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
... No idea.

Unrelated: I just remembered a have a place to be. See you never.
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-09-04 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[FUCK. no play it cool wade]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnope. Can't even ride one. Hey, but this guy I know might know. Johnny Blaze? Big bike guy.
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lucky wade

[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-09-04 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hard to tell behind the mask]

He might be inside. Just go in and break some stuff, he'll see you.
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-09-04 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah but the company sucks dick.

[The second he's released he takes two hops back, brushing himself off]

Yeah I'm outtie.
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[personal profile] just2hands 2014-09-04 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[It is very, very possible that - when Mike does finally find his motorcycle - the towing fees, storage fees and the parking ticket fees have already been paid for. ]

[However, the person who paid the fees had requested anonymity.]
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[personal profile] blueherring 2014-09-05 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Is it a nice bike?
Someone could have swiped it.

[She looks so guilty, even if she didn't.]
Edited 2014-09-05 03:48 (UTC)
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[personal profile] blueherring 2014-09-05 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What would you do? Would you beat 'em up?
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[personal profile] blueherring 2014-09-06 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She gestured with her head to the sign past him.]

Parked it in a no parking, big guy.
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[personal profile] blueherring 2014-09-07 06:22 am (UTC)(link)

[She's staring at him with a furrowed brow, before she scratched at her nose.]

I can take you t' where they have it, but won't help much unless you've got the money to get it out.