colonelcannibal: . . . Colqhoun (Sad Colqhoun)
F. W. Colqhoun/Colonel Ives ([personal profile] colonelcannibal) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2017-07-03 02:23 pm
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 Pets are better friends than humans.
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[personal profile] may_queen 2017-07-04 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
So are plants.
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[personal profile] may_queen 2017-07-04 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Your experience is lacking.

Plants don't just sit there. They grow.
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[personal profile] may_queen 2017-07-04 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Your lack of appreciation is hardly the plant's fault.
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[personal profile] borrowed_time 2017-07-04 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
If I didn't agree, I'd take offense.
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[personal profile] borrowed_time 2017-07-04 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You ain't got nothin' to apologize for. You're right. That's why I like animals better than people.
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[personal profile] borrowed_time 2017-07-05 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you ain't exactly people, are ya? You're a wendigo.
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[personal profile] borrowed_time 2017-07-05 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you used to be people and I think you try and act like people but your references for that are seriously outdated. But I don't care about all that. I like who you are not necessarily how you used to be.

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[personal profile] mistressery 2017-07-05 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, could you explain the difference?
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[personal profile] mistressery 2017-07-05 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
I see. So you wouldn't advise keeping humans as pets?
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[personal profile] mistressery 2017-07-05 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You gobble them up? But ponies, chickens, puppies, kitties—those are friends for life, not livestock? My, my, you sound like a picky eater.

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[personal profile] riseupandshake 2017-07-18 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
More meat on 'em too, if you got the right animal.
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[personal profile] riseupandshake 2017-07-18 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe in addition to your personal joy, it'll serve as a good lure for your prey. You got an exceptionally cute pet?

Humans just can't resist small furry quadrupeds, Lord knows why.
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[personal profile] riseupandshake 2017-07-18 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
If you do find yourself one that don't mind Wendigo-smell, sounds like you could raise one happy dog. At least it would always have lots of meat to fatten up on.

Never had much use for pets myself. Their bits and pieces make good gris-gris though.