*leans over Lassie again, clinging to his head and making the chair creak again at the change of weight*

Just because the two of us just became one you can't keep blaming me for everything.

Dude, this is the kind of thing we men are supposed to keep from women. It's like when your wif-- *shakes his head; he needs an example that's closer to home. Like... A sister. Lassie's got a sister!* It's like when your sister is sooooo pregnant that she looks like a swolen hyppo and all you can say is that she's glowing!