[... What. Is. Going. On. Pink was lost. Mentally and literally; a wrong turn down a street and now he was staring at a kid doing something weird. He probably shouldn't stare, but it was like a train wreck. He couldn't look away.]
[The words out of nowhere catch Ed's attention and he stops short, dropping his arm and giving the newcomer a sheepish look, an indignant tone to his words because this is a public space in his neighborhood, he's allowed.]
[Hey, at least he doesn't have pool noodles attached to his waist, just a harness and...codpiece? He reaches up to fix his glasses even though they don't really need it.]
It's for school.
[Lies.]
You're wearing a suit on a Saturday, I don't really think you're in any position to judge.
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Excuse me, but what the fuck are you doing?
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...Practicing. Why?
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[He'd make a jousting joke except... he's not even sure that's what it is. There's a foam sword and the outfit? He can't even process this weirdness.]
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It's for school.
[Lies.]
You're wearing a suit on a Saturday, I don't really think you're in any position to judge.