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[stillnotlegolas]

...you can't actually be serious.

Christ.

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[agentcoulson]

You're a certified, and certifiable, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D, Barton. You've seen, done, and been subjected to things a lot more demanding and strange than this.

Now cut the chatter and do your job or the next assignment will be clearing backlog paperwork for R&D.

[stillnotlegolas]

I don't think asking me to babysit is part of my SHIELD duties, Coulson.