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Oh, shit! When did you do that? Isn't your audition this week?

Yes, I was practising for it. Now I can hardly move. And the remote is on the other side of the room O.O

I'm on the Subway. I'll be home in a few minutes. Do you have Icy Hot or anything in the medicine cabinet to put on it? I'm passing a Duane Reade on the way home, I can pick up some. Or would you rather I just come home and get you the remote? :P

That means I have to get up to the medicine cabinet, right? I'm going to miss Knight Rider!

Oh, fine. :P I'll be home in 5 or so. Just got off the subway. You're pouting at me, aren't you?

No, I don't pout. I'm classy and mature.

I dropped my last gummi bear :(

Yes. Classy and mature. That's you all the way, sweetheart. I won't remind you how you nearly tripped over the couch when Blaine brought Toy Story over.

There's another bag in the cabinet. I'll get them for you when I get home. And if you're very good, I might give you a massage and try and work some of the soreness out.

Woody and Buzz are an extreme exception! It's classy to be their fan. Just ask Blaine. He's Dapper McClassypants. Except when he's not.

Oh man, this is worse pain than the time I pull that groin muscle when we did that thing with the thing.

Right... Definitely classy to love a kids movie. That being said, I also love said kids movie. And trust me, I know Blaine well enough to know that Dapper McClassypants was just a character he was playing. :P

Seriously? You were in misery for days! You told me I wasn't allowed to sleep in just my underwear, because you'd hurt yourself again!

Dude, I don't need to know that shit.

[He pauses for a second, blinking.]

Oh. Dude. You got hurt. Got it.

LOL yeah, I know. He's about as classy as a fart in a spacesuit, but Kurt loves him. Somehow... completely unknown to man. It's a bigger enigma than whether the chicken or the egg came first how they're a perfect match.

I did hurt myself! You were doing that thing were you sleep with your butt pressed against me and I think I got a hernia trying to restrain myself from moving.

Yeah. If I was tugging one off, I wouldn't be commiserating about it.

How those two ended up together, I will never know. But I'm so glad they did. :) They make things interesting.

Well, it's not my fault that's the most comfortable way to sleep! You're comfy!

Yeah. That shit's private.

So. How'd it happen? Sucks, bro.

Michael? [She just happened to be on her way into the dance room herself.]

If the world as full of couples the same as everyone, then I really would want to be a Jedi alien or something. The differences make it awesome.

I wasn't. There was more than a little wind in the sails LOL

Dancing. It's generally how most shit happens for me. You suffer for your art, and all that.

Mike. Only my folks call me Michael.

Mike, right, sorry. [She honestly can't help it sometimes. Stepping farther into the room, she sits her bag down and approaches him.] Are you alright?

Definitely true... You were a cute Jedi when you and Blaine and Puck all went as Jedi for Halloween that year.

And I was just asleep. :P I had no idea until I woke up the next morning for work and you told me to wear real pajamas the next night. :P

I'll be okay. War wound. Goes down well with the ladies. Nah, I'm just kidding. It sucks to have a set back, especially this close to leaving for Joffey. Hitting panic mode wondering if I'm even good enough for them.

That was only because you all stole Kurt to be a Spice Girl. Blaine sat and pouted for an entire day that he and Kurt couldn't couple it up at Halloween that year.

I got very, very little sleep that night :P

Well, we were one short! And then, Blaine got drunk and announced to the whole room that the Jedi had come to planet Earth, and one of the Spice Girls was going to get him to show her how he could use his lightsaber. LOL. Classic memory, there.

Oh, I know. You were a mess the next day. When I woke up, you wouldn't even let me kiss you. :P

Will never, ever get the image of Kurt as Baby Spice from my head. Or how Blaine kept trying to get his hands up his skirt. Moral of the story is never get Blaine drunk without a video camera handy.

I was entirely convinced my dick was going to drop off!

Oh, my God, I thought I was going to die. And we all got so hammered at that party, too. It was so much fun. Never thought we'd catch our Blaine trying to get his hands up ANYONE'S skirt.

Aww, sweetie. We can't have that. I like your dick very much in its normal state... Attached to you, that is.

Good times. At least, until we all hit the hangovers of doom and could actually remember very little of anything we did. Woo hoo for video evidence, though! It was en enlightening experience seeing my own ass up that close. I swear, he got a Kurt in a Skirt fetish after that. Kurt always side-eyes when we talk about that party.

I am actually extremely fond of it attached to me too. I mean, what would I do if it wasn't? Use it as a lightsaber?

Yeah. Kinda like when I got the syph. Suffering for your... art.

That was probably the worst hangover of my life. We couldn't even take care of each other because we were each using one of the two bathrooms to puke our lives up. The video was pretty great though, even if Kurt later demanded that it be destroyed... Lucky for us, I saved a copy on my hard drive before he got the chance. ;) You have a pretty nice ass, I gotta say. :P He did! He tried to get him to wear one again, and Kurt bitchpls'd him like a boss.

OMG. Now I'm just having hilarious mental images of you with a dick lightsaber.

Yeah, but that means it was a hell of a good night. And on the upside, unlike Blaine, we didn't end up with anything shaved or pierced. Oh, you will die so hard if he knows you have a copy of that. You could give it to Blaine, though. Jerk off material FTW.

If I ever stopped being into girls long enough to test the dude water, I'm sure that could be a hot prospect.

Dude. Did you just compare my dancing to... bad sex?

It was good sex. Except for the syph.

For sure. Oh, God. Seriously, Kurt wanted to kill us deader than dead because somehow, it was everybody's fault that Blaine got shaved... and pierced. If Blaine gets it, Kurt will know... Blaine can't keep a secret for his life.

The prospect of you testing the dude water's a pretty hot prospect for me... Just saying. ;)

Well, it was everybody's fault technically. Blaine should never, ever be left to his own devices drunk. Not from Kurt, but if the secret is ABOUT Kurt, Blaine's a little demon on secrecy.

Oh, really? So, you wouldn't be against experimentation, huh?

You have a point there. Blaine and alcohol are a hilarious mix until his man is killing us all. :P LOL! That's not wrong, either. Remember when he threw that surprise party for Kurt's birthday, and Puck almost let it slip?

I can't say I would. I know that I'm the one you love, and we're still young enough that it's not like we'd be old creepy pervs at an old people swinger party if that happened. It's not something I'm closed to, that's for sure.

Kurt's the one who has to nurse him through the hangovers, so I guess it's only fair we get on the scary end of a bitchpls. I do remember. Kurt nearly lost his mohawk and his balls.

I wouldn't be into swinging. But I don't know, I can't say I'm really against a threesome or anything like that. I always wondered what it would be like. I'm sure it's just purely fantasy.

That's true. And it is a very scary end at that. Yes he did. LOL. It was not a good moment.

No, me either... But the threesome thing might be interesting. I mean, to be honest, you've never hidden the fact that you've considered the option of being with a guy before, and you're talking to the queen fag hag here who loves hot guys having sex with hot guys... It could be really hot. I mean, if we didn't, I wouldn't be let down and disappointed, but I can't say I'm opposed.

I cannot believe I just typoed Kurt's name with Puck's. Another thing I am going to die for... mistaking Kurt's name for Puck's. I usually only do that with couples.

You could say I've always been bi-curious, but I just never acted on it to really know. Are you seriously not opposed, and you're not just saying that? I have THE most awesome girlfriend ever.

I won't tell... ;) Because I like you being alive and all that. LOL.

Nope. Not opposed in the slightest. I love you and I trust you, Mike... So where's the problem in having a bit of experimental fun? And yes... Yes you do, but we're a perfect match, because you're the most awesome boyfriend ever, too. ;)

Sure, but Kurt has a weird voodoo sixth sense where he hears about this stuff and we can never figure out how, and sometimes at a scary pace.

I'd never really seriously thought about it. Wow. I wouldn't even know who to pick LOL.

He does, and to the level that sometimes I think we're all bugged or something.

LOL! Well, clearly, there's no rush, but I'm just putting it out there that it's something I'm open to if it's something you want to do.

He's just observant. Super extra observant when it comes to Blaine.

You're awesome, babe. It probably won't happen, because you're seriously everything I want and need, but you're still awesome for being open to it.

Frighteningly so. LOL.

You're an incredible boyfriend, you know. I love you. ;)

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Broadway Verse! ;)

Ha, win! \o/

I <3 me some Fabang!

Will never not love me some Fabang ;)

Fabang Party!

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