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[videodiary]

I was this close to peace.

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[faketexts]

As I understand it, peace does tend to want to tease you in that way.

[videodiary]

[HOLY SHIT DID YOU PHASE THROUGH A WALL? Lizzie is tenser than a block of wood.]

Where did you come from?

[faketexts]

I'm sorry, the door was open.

[videodiary]

Right. Sorry. [She kind of is, even though you are the absolute last person she expected to see right then. And this list includes Catherine de Bourgh.]

I thought you were in LA?

[faketexts]

I flew in this morning. I have... business to attend to.

[videodiary]

Of course you do.

[faketexts]

Are you alright?

[videodiary]

Guess who is back in town? And no I don't mean you.

[faketexts]

Oh.

Yes, I saw your video.

[videodiary]

Should I tell her? It's not something I would think you and your sister would want everyone to know.

[faketexts]

You have the information, Lizzie. I couldn't possibly tell you what to do with it now.

[videodiary]

I'm asking you to.

[faketexts]

[Darcy pauses.]

I haven't told my sister about these videos. But if she were to discover them...

[videodiary]

I wouldn't want to find out everyone knew about my life. So how do I warn Lydia off? She practically licked his abs the last time he was here.

[faketexts]

George does tend to have this effect on people. Something which he has consistantly used to his advantage.

[videodiary]

Having lickable abs?

[faketexts]

I was going to phrase it as 'charisma'.

[videodiary]

He could be a statue and Lydia would still try to jump him.

[faketexts]

Is there anyone she does listen to?

[videodiary]

Jane? Though that can be debated.

[faketexts]

You could always try warning her.

[videodiary]

Maybe? I don't know.

[faketexts]

I'm sorry I can't be of more assistance in this matter.

[videodiary]

Why are you here anyway?

[She'll figure it out. She hopes.]

[faketexts]

I uh...

Bing wanted me to check up on Netherfield.