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[soulofdurin]

Your face has parasites! Huge ones!

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oh baby child <3

[heartofdurin]

You are a parasite.

You know you love him, Majestic Lion <3

[soulofdurin]

Your ass is a parasite.

OH DEMS FIGHTIN WORDS BABY BROTHER

[heartofdurin]

*He looks offended. Well, maybe a mock offense--its not as if he expected Kili to take him being a parasite seriously of course. But he does cuff Kili upside the head, playfully though. It's only a matter of time before it turns to some kind of violence.*

I am a handsome dwarf, nothing about me is a parasite. You look like an Elf.

[sonof_thrain]

I beg your pardon?

YOU'D BEST BE BRINGING IT, BIG BROTHER

[soulofdurin]

[A mock offense, of course, because Kili never means his insults as anything but play. He's fighting a grin now, even as Fili calls him an Elf. He openly gapes for a moment, then scoffs.]

Oi! An Elf? Well, you smell like a troll!

[soulofdurin]

[The insult was, of course, meant for Fili and certainly not Thorin. Kili hadn't bothered to check whose footsteps approached, just shouted the insult as a carryover to an earlier teasing session with his brother. As soon as he heard his uncle's voice though, Kili paled and let out a nervous laugh.]

Sorry, Uncle Thorin. I thought you were Fili. It is but a joke.

[sonof_thrain]

Is that so? I hoped to find you and your brother cooperating. You're too old to have your heads smashed together or your hides tanned by me. [He smirked.]

[poorfatbombur]

[Bombur gasps audibly and pats his chubby cheeks. Parasites?]

[soulofdurin]

[Kili can't help the laugh that escapes him, and he grins, reaching out to clap his hand on Bombur's shoulder.] Not your face, Bombur! Never your face, friend.

[soulofdurin]

[Kili grinned, laughing lightly. Oh, we cooperate! It's just a bit of fun.

[poorfatbombur]

[The rotund dwarf smiles at that, visibly relieved. He speaks up in a rare moment of talkativeness, being very soft-spoken for one his size.]

Almost got me worried there, lad. Don't want parasites on me face.

[lord_of_moria]

Really Laddie? I think that jokes getting a bit old now.

[unexpected_adventures]

I thought that was my line, Kili.

[soulofdurin]

No, no, Mister Balin, that joke can never get old! [At least, not as long as Fili and Kili are passing it back and forth as an insult.]

[soulofdurin]

Fili and I decided we like it! I hope you don't mind us borrowing it. [Now that he gets the joke and isn't so offended by it, he thinks it's the greatest thing ever.]

[lord_of_moria]

[He gave the younger Dwarf a smile, the two brothers were always coming up with something]

Indeed. Well it might be fun for the two of you but just be careful in front of your Uncle. He has a lot of his mind.

[sonof_thrain]

I know as much. [He sighed then smirked under his beard. How could he not crack a smile at his nephews?]

Parasites are no joke once you have them though.

[unexpected_adventures]

Of course. I will take some credit though. [He smiled.]

[soulofdurin]

[Kili's grin widened as he laughed.] Then let us hope that none of us actually have them, Uncle!

[sonof_thrain]

I hope not. You are a little old for me to be looking up your backside for them.

[soulofdurin]

[Kili laughs and shakes his head, his eyes twinkling with merriment.]

Sorry, I thought it was Fili behind me. Now his face has parasites! Best keep an eye on him.

[soulofdurin]

[Kili's face grew a little more serious, and he nodded.] He is more serious than usual of late. Fili and I only try to lighten the mood to make him laugh.

[soulofdurin]

[Kili laughed and clapped his hand on Bilbo's shoulder.] Of course! All the credit goes to you, Mr. Baggins! That was very clever thinking.

[soulofdurin]

[Kili's eyes widen in surprise for just a second, then he doubles over, laughing loudly.] Uncle!

[unexpected_adventures]

Thank you, Kili.

I had to think of something, otherwise we'd all end up as Troll soup.