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[giveemhelldean]

 KILL IT!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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[sixthanimorph]

That's a little extreme, isn't it?

[superhiro]

Kill what with fire?

[beautifulsavages]

That yell took O by surprise, then she noted that it was the same guy she tripped around as she spilled her drink. All over him, but mostly on herself.

"Kill what? Why are you exclaiming so loudly about killing something?" She scanned the perimeter just then. "Is it a bug? Wait, maybe a spider?" O was not a big fan of spiders, or roaches.

[giveemhelldean]

Dean blinks for a few moments, putting his face into his hands.

"Am I the only person who seems the GIANT SPIDER in the corner?"

[giveemhelldean]

Dean stares disbelievingly for a moment.

"Is everybody high today?" He asks "Do you not see the giant spider in the corner? You know, the one that's the size of a DOG?"

[giveemhelldean]

Dean blinked, curious as to what she was even doing here, before pulling her behind him.

"Oh, I dunno. Maybe the giant spider in the corner?"

[beautifulsavages]

He pulls her behind him, and O looked a bit shocked for a moment. "What?" She grabbed onto his upper arm a bit tight. "What the shit is happening here?" She almost sounded like her voice was squeaking in panic.

[littleantichristsuperstar]

You've been drinking those purple drinks again, haven't you? Did you not learn your lesson last time?

[giveemhelldean]

Dean glares angrily at Sam for a long moment, before crossing his arms and looking awkwardly off to the side.

"So what if I have, Mom? They're delicious."

[littleantichristsuperstar]

Yeah, sure, delicious! But they make you more nuts than usual. What do you want to kill with fire?

[sixthanimorph]

"Yeah. And what about it?"

David's not afraid of spiders. He's gonna go right up to that dog-sized arachnid.

"... Huh. Guess they really can get this big. Cool."

[giveemhelldean]

"NO. NO. NOT COOL. TOTALLY NOT COOL. BURN IT."

[giveemhelldean]

Dean glares, and points to the corner.

"Am I insane? Do you not see the giant spider in the corner? Making it's creepy web with it's creepy legs." He shudders

[sixthanimorph]

"For what? It's not doing anything wrong."

And yes, he is now scritching it behind the head, not even blinking as it inspects his bootlaces with its mandibles.

"Hey, boy. Where'd you come from, huh? Where'd you come from?"

[superhiro]

Hiro whips around to look over his shoulder, and there he see's a big gigantic spider in the corner. "That is a very big spider! We can always go into another room, or one of us can smack it with a very big newspaper."

[littleantichristsuperstar]

Nope. Don't see it. You're losing the plot Dean. I don't even wanna think about the reason you're losing your eyesight!

[aloneinthis]

..Why?

[merriemonarch]

I believe that's what a certain baker's plan was in regards to the plague in 1666. Well, it did work. Though it also destroyed most of London...

"losing the plot"?

[giveemhelldean]

"You are kidding right now," Dean says, rubbing his hands over his eyes and taking a few steps back "You have to be kidding me. It's RIGHT THERE."

[giveemhelldean]

"I mean," Dean shrugs, a bit more casually than he probably should "Can't argue with results, right?"

Re: "losing the plot"?

[littleantichristsuperstar]

No Dean, there's not a big creepy spider with creepy legs making a creepy web. There's a damp patch that I guess looks a little like a spider, but that's it. You should go back to the motel and lie down. Alone!

[giveemhelldean]

"NO." Dean says, pointing. "I'm drunk but I ain't that drunk. There's a monster there and one of us needs to kill it. I swear, I will burn this entire town down to do it." He fumbles for his lighter.

[giveemhelldean]

Dean shudders.

"Oh god, you're touching it. Oh god you can never use that hand to eat with again."

Is it obvious that Dean doesn't like bugs? Because Dean doesn't like bugs.

[littleantichristsuperstar]

Okay dude, this isn't funny any more. Dean, there's nothing there.

[giveemhelldean]

Dean fumbles more for his lighter, searching his pockets over and over again.

"There is something, Sam. It's THERE and it's GROWING and it's going to kill something if we don't stop it." He sighs, unable to find it "Give me your lighter."

[littleantichristsuperstar]

NO! You're not getting something you can be dangerous with. I'm taking you back to the motel and you're going to stay there.

[giveemhelldean]

"Give it." Dean says angrily, reaching for Sam, attempting to search his pockets.

[littleantichristsuperstar]

No. You're not getting it. Get off me! I mean it. If you get hurt it's your own dumb fault.

[giveemhelldean]

"NO." Dean shouts, shoving Sam harshly before sticking his hands back in his pockets, fumbling for the bit of metal he knew Sam carried.

[littleantichristsuperstar]

Sam, while trying to fight his bother off, was also trying to explain to the other people in the bar that Dean had been sick and to pay them no attention.

"Dean, seriously, quit it. You're not getting the damned lighter."

[sixthanimorph]

"Geez. Don't you kill worse things than this all the time?

David raises an eyebrow. He doesn't get people who're afraid of bugs... or snakes... or anything but box jellyfish. Because fuck box jellyfish.

"Go on, boy. Shoo. Get on outta here. You're about to give grandpa here a stroke."

[giveemhelldean]

"You're just gonna let it--." Dean pauses for a moment "Grandpa? Just how old do you think I am, kid?"

[sixthanimorph]

"We,, you freak out over spiders and you've got gray hairs, so... older than my dad seems about right."

David gets up to his feet again. Yup, he's totally just gonna let that big spider scurry off.

[minitreiver]

Kill what with fire?

[ex_shadowstep567]

HEY! Back off!