Don't ya play innocent with me! I'm not the one with the teleporty belt thingy! One second you're promisin' pony rides and the next we're here! And don't ya think I forgot about that ice cream. You said mint chocolate chip AND cookies and creme.
But Haaaarleeeey!!! He doesn't love you like I do!!! Look at all this see-through lovin'!!!
I just needed to be dressed appropriately for pony rides, is all. And didn't I say OR, not AND? Although for a true Lady like yourself, I suppose you can have both if you want them...
Can't you sick hyenas on 'em or something? Or did we take those back to the zoo after the last time you and Joker took them for a walk? [His nice way of saying put you back in Arkham]
Ya can't say somethin' like that when you're still wearin' my nightie. It's creepin' me out!
*After they teleport, she shivers.* Oooh! Tingly!
Ya really haven't lived, Deady. *She chuckles as she whips out a comically large gun and skips up to the girl behind the counter and demands all the ice cream.*
How about you let him destroy it and I'll take you out to get a better one? [He's only offering because really Harley would you really want to wear that after he has?]
Most Blase Teenage Minimum Wage Worker: What is that. A toy? [ugh face as she starts scooping all of the ice cream] That'll be $8,398.39. Would you like to donate a dollar to the Make A Wish Foundation.
You know, I think she'd be more terrified of two people in matching spandex holding her up for her ice cream...
I guess she just ain't scared enough. Is that it, sugar? *Harley says to the girl almost sweetly. Just before she shoots out a glass case proving that not only is her weapon not a toy but that it makes a big sound.* How about now, huh? Ya scared now? NOW GIMME ALL YOUR SPRINKLES TOO! Don't forget the chocolate ones!
Teen: [Jumps] Wait, you really are holding me up for ice cream?! [Now looking a lot more worried, she starts including all of the sprinkles. Including the chocolate ones.]
[He has out a few big guns of his own, but really, he's just kind of being a fanboy watching the way Harley works with a big grin.]
Not at all! [waves his gun at the teen] And if you try to say it wasn't you, we'll shoot you! But because we're nice, you get to decide who pulls the trigger. Would it be me with my big guns? [strikes a pose] oooorrr...Harley with her BIGGER gun?? [gestures dramatically to Harley for her to strike a pose]
Wait..melty ice cream? Nobody likes melty ice cream! That would be the greatest crime of all. [yoinks up the bags and runs out]
[Oh those stubby little legs can run when they want to. You're not getting it. His cape thing. In fact, he may be tying the straps around his neck and making little 'whoosh' sounds]
*He's faster than he looks. Harley climbs over furniture, leaps over tables except for the one she slides and crashes into, but she's back up quickly.* I get my hands on ya, I'm gonna use ya for soccer ball!
[He hops in the car, stashing the ice cream in the back, and has it already started and moving when she hops in] Where do we wanna eat this dairy delight??
Boy, ya really don't get girls, do ya? We get mad about non-existant rules all the time!
*Though she doesn't really look mad anymore anyway. Instead, she snags a tub of chocolate ice cream and plops down on a patio chair.* Maaaaaaan, I wish I'd a grabbed the chocolate syrup. More chocolate!
Don't they got those little expiration thingies printed on it somewhere? Not that it matters really. I'm poison-proof!
*She announces with pride before hopping up and starts stripping. Just down to her underwear, mind you. She only skinny dips with certain special friends and he ain't one of them.*
YIPPEEEEEEE! *Harley hollers gleefully as she does a canon ball into the pool.*
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...Although I guess this isn't a felony OR ice cream...how did we end up here, Harley Q?!?
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Don't ya play innocent with me! I'm not the one with the teleporty belt thingy! One second you're promisin' pony rides and the next we're here! And don't ya think I forgot about that ice cream. You said mint chocolate chip AND cookies and creme.
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I just needed to be dressed appropriately for pony rides, is all. And didn't I say OR, not AND? Although for a true Lady like yourself, I suppose you can have both if you want them...
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That's right! I am a lady! So gimme my ice cream already!
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[Dick needs brain bleach STAT]
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I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!!! [finger in the air as he grabs her hand to teleport]
[pause] Or they'll scream, if you make it a stickup. I've never held anybody up for ice cream before...
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*After they teleport, she shivers.* Oooh! Tingly!
Ya really haven't lived, Deady. *She chuckles as she whips out a comically large gun and skips up to the girl behind the counter and demands all the ice cream.*
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Ya did... *Her eyes narrow* ...but I got 'em back.
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Just, leave the babies at home?
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I'd give her what she wants!!!
Most Blase Teenage Minimum Wage Worker: What is that. A toy? [ugh face as she starts scooping all of the ice cream] That'll be $8,398.39. Would you like to donate a dollar to the Make A Wish Foundation.
You know, I think she'd be more terrified of two people in matching spandex holding her up for her ice cream...
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[Legs it, dress trailing out behind it like a flag]
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[He has out a few big guns of his own, but really, he's just kind of being a fanboy watching the way Harley works with a big grin.]
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Teen: That's all of it.
What about napkins?
*The teen quickly throws in napkins.*
And spoons? How we supposed to eat without spoons?!
*The teen grabs handfuls of spoons and dumps them in the bag too.*
Teen: That's everything. You can go now.
Are ya gonna call the police?
Teen: Y..yes?
*Harley cocks the gun making the girl jump again.*
Teen: I'll get fired if I don't!
What do ya think, Deady? Think we should waste her?
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I think....we should give her a used spoon and an empty canister. And then we should call the police!!
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Shame on you. Stealin' all this ice cream. Your boss ain't gonna like that.
Deady, grab the bags before all the ice cream melts.
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Wait..melty ice cream? Nobody likes melty ice cream! That would be the greatest crime of all. [yoinks up the bags and runs out]
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[Oh those stubby little legs can run when they want to. You're not getting it. His cape thing. In fact, he may be tying the straps around his neck and making little 'whoosh' sounds]
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H..hey! Wait for me! *She goes running after.*
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Leaping into the car, she puts her feet up on the dashboard and lets out a little whoop of excitement.
Ya got a hideout?
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*Though she doesn't really look mad anymore anyway. Instead, she snags a tub of chocolate ice cream and plops down on a patio chair.* Maaaaaaan, I wish I'd a grabbed the chocolate syrup. More chocolate!
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*She announces with pride before hopping up and starts stripping. Just down to her underwear, mind you. She only skinny dips with certain special friends and he ain't one of them.*
YIPPEEEEEEE! *Harley hollers gleefully as she does a canon ball into the pool.*
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[whistles] Take it off! [throws up an arm to protect his eyes from the splash]
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*Then she intentionally tries to splash him.*
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...Wait. Am I about to be in a real live splash fight with Harley Quinn??? [KER-SPLASHSPLASHSPLASH!!!!]
Just don't use acid. That's cheating.
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Shucks! I knew I forgot somethin'. Left the acid in my other unitard!