I never served humans drinks before, so I'm kinda new at that part. What's a good human drink? [ Swerve is very energon or any of the drinks he served his Cybertronian clients isn't human safe. ]
You make beer out of roots. But who am I to argue! But, what kind of roots do you use? Is there something that I'm missing here? There's just soooo many different types of plants with so many different types of roots.
[ He bends down behind his counter, and he digs around to see if he can find that float. Ah hah! He finds a float in the shape of a horse, and he tosses it to Deadpool. ] I'm not sure how you're going to drink that, but as the say goes, each their own!
What else did you expect? But, I'm more than willing to learn! Oh, forget it! Okay, I'll look it up later and I'll experiment on my human drink making skills later.
[ Now there's a look of pity. Hearing that someone cannot get drunk or corrode their internals is pathetic. ]
You, you, you, can't drunk. I thought you humans loved to get drunk! That's if you're a human. But the whole not being to get drunk is a horrible thing!
You can get root beer literally anywhere, any quicky mart has root beer. I have no idea if they'll sell it to a giant alien robot, but you can try.
Yeah it'd be great if I could get drunk. Healing factor won't let me, it's real sad, can't even get high or anything. Trust me, I've tried. It fuckin' sucks. Hey, doesn't stop me from being loaded up on beer though.
Oh you're from one of those 'humans don't know' universes huh? Well that sucks to be you, too bad you're not G1 or else you'd be getting blow jobs from like, everyone.
[ The poor guy starts to look a bit confused. ] I get why they're not happy with us. I mean we did our best, but I can understand why they're not happy with us giant robots.
We kinda broke the place. [ The whole Decepticon occupation didn't work in anyone's favor. Then there were other things. ] No I think broke is too nice a word. I'd say we trashed the planet.
Good job, jackass. You're lucky the X-Men weren't there or you'd all be dead. We don't take well to giant fucking robots trying to murder us. Bad history.
I wasn't there, but my boss and a few of his friends were there.
[ Swerve waves his hands in the air, and he's still a bit confused about who all of these people are and things. ]
The thing is, my friends and I, we're the good guys. But, I don't think the humans realized this. You know it was all robots are bad no matter what their intentions were. Those jerks were called Decepticons, and well when we tend to fight, stuff gets trashed pretty quickly.
[ Swerve cringes when she calls him a robot. ] I'm not a robot. Robots are the guys you program to do stuff; I'm a sentient being from a different planet.
As for being 'good', that depends on who you ask! But, I'm not going to step on you and laugh like a maniac.
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[ He bends down behind his counter, and he digs around to see if he can find that float. Ah hah! He finds a float in the shape of a horse, and he tosses it to Deadpool. ] I'm not sure how you're going to drink that, but as the say goes, each their own!
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Never mind, I wanted something sweet. Can't fucking get drunk anyway.
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[ Now there's a look of pity. Hearing that someone cannot get drunk or corrode their internals is pathetic. ]
You, you, you, can't drunk. I thought you humans loved to get drunk! That's if you're a human. But the whole not being to get drunk is a horrible thing!
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Yeah it'd be great if I could get drunk. Healing factor won't let me, it's real sad, can't even get high or anything. Trust me, I've tried. It fuckin' sucks. Hey, doesn't stop me from being loaded up on beer though.
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I could always send you into buy this root beer. [ He really feels bad for Deadpool, and one must try to do his best to make amends. ]
Wooah, then we must go on this quest to the quicky mart for the best root beer money can buy!
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[ Swerve twiddles his thumbs. ]
I just wonder if they would let me go inside. It would do wonders for my research on making drinks for humans.
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[ If he just can remember that he has an avatar he can use. Oh well, it is one adventure that isn't meant to be. ]
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We kinda broke the place. [ The whole Decepticon occupation didn't work in anyone's favor. Then there were other things. ] No I think broke is too nice a word. I'd say we trashed the planet.
So yeah, the humans aren't happy with us.
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Why didn't I hear about this? Didn't Marvel and you guys do a run together? I should have been informed.
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Good job, jackass. You're lucky the X-Men weren't there or you'd all be dead. We don't take well to giant fucking robots trying to murder us. Bad history.
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[ Swerve waves his hands in the air, and he's still a bit confused about who all of these people are and things. ]
The thing is, my friends and I, we're the good guys. But, I don't think the humans realized this. You know it was all robots are bad no matter what their intentions were. Those jerks were called Decepticons, and well when we tend to fight, stuff gets trashed pretty quickly.
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They're anything but a fun bunch to deal with when they're not mad. But man when they get cross...
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[ Swerve lowers his head and he sighs. ]
A bot can't win when faced with those two options.
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Hey! I did something stupid and Prowl kicked my exhaust! My friends would be awed and repulsed by it at the same time!
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As for being 'good', that depends on who you ask! But, I'm not going to step on you and laugh like a maniac.
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You sound like a good guy! Just stay away from any planetary conquest, alright?
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If I ever feel up to get into deep trouble. I'll be sure to do it within visual range of Prowl.
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