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Swerve ([personal profile] hewhoneverstops) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2014-04-09 01:39 am
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Let us talk over some drinks.
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[personal profile] hazelnutkiss 2014-04-09 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of drinks?
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-09 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you serve Root Beer floats here?
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-09 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Goddamn alien robots.

Never mind, I wanted something sweet. Can't fucking get drunk anyway.
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-09 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You can get root beer literally anywhere, any quicky mart has root beer. I have no idea if they'll sell it to a giant alien robot, but you can try.

Yeah it'd be great if I could get drunk. Healing factor won't let me, it's real sad, can't even get high or anything. Trust me, I've tried. It fuckin' sucks. Hey, doesn't stop me from being loaded up on beer though.
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-09 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if you want good root beer we'll have to get it in a fancy glass bottle. See now we have to go to a fancy store and pick up fancy root beer.
fukkinawesome: (wait what)

[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-09 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you even fit inside?
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-09 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah buddy. Yeah you are. I don't think the establishment owners would appreciate it. Maybe you should just stick with hanging out outside.
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-09 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh you're from one of those 'humans don't know' universes huh? Well that sucks to be you, too bad you're not G1 or else you'd be getting blow jobs from like, everyone.
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-09 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit, really? Fuck, man good job. You should be grateful no one fucking blew you up. Or did that happen too?

Why didn't I hear about this? Didn't Marvel and you guys do a run together? I should have been informed.
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-09 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll explain it later.

Good job, jackass. You're lucky the X-Men weren't there or you'd all be dead. We don't take well to giant fucking robots trying to murder us. Bad history.
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[personal profile] hazelnutkiss 2014-04-09 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot chocolate is good! Why haven't you served human drinks? Aren't you human up in there?
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-09 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you better start learning how to be careful fatass. Some of us have to live on that planet.
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-10 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure Prowl is more likely to kick the shit out of you than Magnus. Magnus will just talk you to death.
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-10 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'd take the beating. It's over quicker and then you can brag that you got your ass kicked by a badass.
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[personal profile] fukkinawesome 2014-04-10 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah that sounds better. At least a little better than 'And then Magnus talked for three hours'.
hazelnutkiss: (busy phone call)

[personal profile] hazelnutkiss 2014-04-11 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...Are you a good robot? Most robots I run into aren't.
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[personal profile] hazelnutkiss 2014-04-11 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry! [Did that robot, err, sentient being just cringe? How cute!]

You sound like a good guy! Just stay away from any planetary conquest, alright?