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Oh, sure, you betcha. Great idea.

What is?

Fixing the back porch myself.

*makes a face* Not going to end up nailed to the porch or anything right?

Thank you?

You're welcome. Now make it work.

Another him, huh? How many of you are there?

Nope. I'm a little more competent than that.

Cool. Need help?

No. You go do your homework. Or something else that doesn't involve power tools.

Make what work?

You don't know?

Don't know what?

Oh fine.

What I'm talking about.

Obviously not.

Hey, I know you. You'll take them apart and tinker with them.

Good, because I don't either.

Okay.. So there was no great idea?

Yeah ok probably.

There was and it involved my new back porch.

So I'm keeping you away from my tools. We'll find you some junk tools and let you tinker with those. Just don't blow anything up.

Cool. I don't think I can blow anything up with power tools.

You have Carter genes, you can blow up anything.

I won't argue that.

This is why you'll only tinker in the garage... no the basement. Away from the truck.

I won't blow up the truck, we need it so you can drive me places.

I'd rather be safe. It's a good truck.

I like it.

Something wrong, Sir?

No, nothing at all.

If you say so, Sir.

You're new one...are you building this yourself?