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...you're supposed to escape it?

Luck and stubbornness. Hello, Maria.

When it's my grandma and my mentor and my boyfriend all mad at me? Yes. Yes I am. Although Alex said he wasn't mad, but. Anyway.

I'm spazzing.

Aw man, what're they mad about?
I dunno, aside from saying you're sorry a thousand times and walking on egg shells?

Well, I have stubbornness, at least...hi!

Well, while you were making out with Kara, I called Alex, so he baaaasically thinks I am a big druggie ho now. P.S. Did you get any? Details.

I'll try that. Maybe.

Oh, come on, it was like one time, jeez. And it's not like it was crack!
No details. Shh.

I'm not much like my younger self, so...yes. Please keep that in mind if/when we meet. Stubbornness gets people through a lot of things, I highly recommend it.

I said stupid things. Also apparently those drugs were for rituals, so. Whatever, though, it's not like we don't have a ton.

Why not?

There's a marked decrease in leather, yeah! I don't know if it'll do me much good with my grandma, though.

Escape? But you'll lose half the fun!

Oh. Well, oops. Yeah, it's not hard to get more! I'll make a note of this and next time tie you down to avoid you wandering off and doing stupid things, y/n?

Because.

...whoa. Hi! Anyway, okay, yeah, there's fun trouble, and then there's trouble that gets me locked in my room forever and ever, which is not so much my thing, you know? I was made to be free.

Maaaybe not so much the tying, but yes, please, because apparently I do stupid-ass things after a water lung.

Because why? I bet Kara will tell me.

I usually take better care of my stoner friends! I let you down, sorry. *sadface!*

Nothing happened!

I am not a stoner, is the problem, I am a baby to illicit substance consumption! Which is probably why it hit me so hard. But it's okay, I wandered off on my own accord and Alex took care of me. *shoulderpat*

Aw. Well, makeouts are fun, too, annnd did Marty stay around and watch you guys? He's kind of a weirdo, huh.

Ohhhh. Aw! That's good, though. Drugs are fun, the problem is the people who make faces at you for doing them.

I think he fell asleep. There was definitely an absence of licking, though ... I think. OH, MARTY.

Mmm, all the same, I should be careful...but if I am careful, no harm in trying it, right? I mean, you mess with that stuff all the time and you're fine.

I know! I am sorry, but I am not sure I'd let that tongue in my mouth after that.

Hey, babes. Ohhh, then why didn't ya say so? That's why ya call your friendly neighborhood poltergeist to help ya out, know what I mean?

Yeah, and it's not like you were doing it around skeezy people. We're good people! Crazy, but good. Weed is practically almost good for you anyway.

I'm sure I've stuck my tongue in worse places. ...hi.

Oh really. Well, I'll keep that in mind! I do heart the helpful and I am full of gratitude in the right circumstances. Not sure what's in it for the poltergeist in question, though!

Yeah, I mean, there's a reason we use it in rituals! I can't justify anything much harder, though, fuck and alas. *mock-despair*

...ew! Not okay!

Not even shrooms? Those are natural, and MAGICAL, and will blow your fucking mind.

...maybe. It won't mess me up or anything? I'd kind of like to try something with Alex sometime, if I can get him to, but shrooms might be more...something I'd do on my own.

I heard they taste gross.

Don't do it on your own, at least, not your first time. You definitely want a sitter who'll know what to do if your trip goes bad. This has been a public service announcement from an enormous freaking druggie, hi, no one arrest me.

Eh, it's not that bad.