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I don't remember getting this tattoo...

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Whoa whoa what where?

Tattoos! In places there previously were none.

What of! And where?

It's embarrassing! And I think if I show anyone they'll get arrested for statutory rape.

You realize I am the same age as you. Show me! Show me or I'll...um...put ice in your pants.

But it's IN my pants! *eyedart*

...BRODY. Does it hurt?

EW, it's not THERE!

Well...GOOD. I don't know anything about getting tattoos, maybe they hurt after!

It was a little tender. And hella itchy. It's good now though, I just... seriously don't remember getting it!

Trace your steps back? Or something.

Well, I know it begins with whiskey and ends with scotch?

Oh my God. What is the tattoo of, anyway? Just tell me. Whisper!

He eyedarts, and pulls her aside! For SECRET CONVERSATIONS!

"It's, like--hahaha this is really embarrassing, it's a heartagram on, like, my thigh... which is really skanky cause I already got something, you know, here." He gestures riiiight above his crotch. What a ho.

She inhales sharply and theatrically, because we must be melodramatic at all times!

"Aww! That's not so bad, I thought it was like...a Tasmanian devil on your ass or something, that would be a hot mess. Is it good??" She pokes at his thigh, inquisitively, because personal space does not exist here.

He flails a little! "No, it's kind of crap, I'm probably gonna have to get it covered up. ...by someone who doesn't suck."

"Get it done at the bar sometime! They have pros, and questionable ethics about inking jailbait." She appears to enjoy this aspect of Stigmata.

"Mmmmaybe! Do they really tattoo people under 18? And am I gonna have to pay an arm and a leg for it?"

"I bet we could get someone to! I dunno, prolly not?" Her chosen method of getting someone to tattoo Brody would be following them around asking repeatedly until they agreed to get her to go away, naturally.

"Well! Maybe then. This tattoo-crap-on-Brody-when-he's-wasted thing is turning into an annoying trend."

Oh noes!

It's not that bad!

Yeah but...most of the time when you get a tattoo you don't remember getting it SUCKS. Like 98% of the time. That is a FACT.

It IS pretty crappy ink, but I dunno, at least it makes a funny story?

I dunno.

There's other ways to get a funny story that don't involving having something dumb on you forever.

Also it is not particularly funny.

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