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This has good and bad potential.

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Where's the bad in that? Frigging dream come true.

It's too good to be true. There has to be a flaw somewhere. I..just don't know where it is.

So this is what you do when your not saving the world. Kudos.

What, read the news?

On burgers...

Beer and burgers? Sounds too good to be true.

I can't help it if it caught my attention. When you've worked at a fast food restaurant like I have, you'll understand the need to be in the know. Besides... is this not interesting? My life isn't all about monsters. It can be about gluttony, too.

It is. It's not just any burger, either. It's a Whopper. Somewhere, somehow, there is doom.

True I suppose. Still better then exams and checking if Angel is evil this week or not.

Sweetheart, you gotta broaden your horizons. They should've done this a long time ago.

Considering this dimensional dump? It's better than checking on a daily basis. Thank God for small favors.....Angel's kid.

Still with the non-belief thing huh?

Yeah, because Burger King couldn't get anymore trashy.

What? I have broad horizons. There is vastness on my horizon. And you know? Probably but I foresee a spike in the heart attack statistics.

Hey, if that's the case, then trashy sells. Cause... that's almost every man's dream come true.

...Do you blame me?

Hey, risk worth willing to take. Beats having to mess around with sitting down all the time and figuring out tips.

Have you tried asking Angel? Look

[He holds his hands up,palms foreword in surrender]

How is it that you've properly met yourself here but you have such a hard time dealing with the fact that I exist.

That's...you make a valid point. My hatred for math and your ability to bring it up in this conversation has me swinging toward the side of good. Well done there.

No, no I have not. I am not mentally prepared to deal with the inevitable fight slash tears slash awkwardness just yet.

The land of denial is a wonderful, beautiful place. I wish I could visit more often.

Welllllllllllll. That's a nice place to live,I'm sure.The rest of us have to deal with the real world.

[He shakes his head]

Like making sure you don't make HIM all evil and soulless again.

I never said I was living. I'm visiting temporarily.

[Buh.] ...He got his soul back. Live and learn, then let him move to LA. That's the way it goes. Besides.. at least a kid didn't come out of it. Somehow losing your soul to perfect happiness sounds more plausible than the product of a kid in this situation.

Why am I talking sex with what could be Angel's son?

Ugh.

I am his son. Ask him next time you see him, and it was a whole higher power thing. The Powers That Be,blame them for your new found angst.

and it could be worse. Have you ever talked sex with Spike?

You're making me want beer at 10:46 in the morning.

I have no agnst. You are not agnst worthy. You're definitely confusion worthy, and you might pack a mean punch... but you bring about no feelings of agnst.

...and that is a really bad joke, kid.

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