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[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

That's right, I'm Harry freaking Potter.

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lol'd

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

I'm Doctor freaking Who.

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's not nearly as cool. I mean, did you kill an infamous wizard as a baby? Yeah, that's right, didn't think so.

[10pts2dumbldore.livejournal.com]

Damn straight you are.

But it takes more than a catchy name and a hero's attitude to triumph over Evil, Harry. You're gonna need all that other shit we teach you at school, too.

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

Of course, Dumbledore. That's why I have Hermione do my homework. I've got so many spells now. I mean, I can make light show up with my wand! How cool is that?

it's parody time.

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

I've saved the entire universe, and several alternate ones, like 27 million times, mate. With a time and space ship.

But, nevermind me, enjoy your broom.

[imworthaten.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Potter. We know. But you're no (Dramatic pause.) Draco Malfoy.

You aren't transferring to Pigfarts, now, are you? I certainly didn't think so.

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

Pigfarts doesn't even exist, you half-house elf.

[10pts2dumbldore.livejournal.com]

Pretty damn cool, I'd say. I bet you could make You Know Who himself get all squinty with that.

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

I'm sure to beat the Dark Lord now!

[10pts2dumbldore.livejournal.com]

We're all counting on you, Harry. Being the titular character and all.

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

It's a lot of pressure, sir, but I can handle it. Seeing as I'm Harry Potter and totally awesome.

[hermonucleosis.livejournal.com]

And I'm-- The COOLEST girl in the-


I can't draw.

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

[Starts singing.]

Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw...

1/2

[hermonucleosis.livejournal.com]

[hermonucleosis.livejournal.com]

Actually it... doesn't sting as bad when it's only one person singing it.



I guess.

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

...hey, where is everyone anyway? Normally I've got like, everyone in the school hanging out and telling me I'm great.

[hermonucleosis.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're all studying!

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right, it's not like we have classes until tomorrow.

[noticemeharry.livejournal.com]

Heyyyy, how come I don't recognize that song?

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

...who are you?

[noticemeharry.livejournal.com]

[whiiiiiiiiiine] Oooohh, Harry Potterr~! [cue sob attack]

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's me! [Sorry, Ginny, first year Harry's something of a douchebag. Much like his older counterpart.] Still not sure who you are.

lol'd

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

I'm Doctor freaking Who.

[accioguitar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's not nearly as cool. I mean, did you kill an infamous wizard as a baby? Yeah, that's right, didn't think so.

[10pts2dumbldore.livejournal.com]

Damn straight you are.

But it takes more than a catchy name and a hero's attitude to triumph over Evil, Harry. You're gonna need all that other shit we teach you at school, too.