UHHH NO. He's FRANKLIN. I mean... yes, he's a good guy, but no! No. OMG no. He's Val's older annoying brother who thinks Jean and Wanda being together was the hottest thing ever and he was jealous of my mom's car and just... no. AND, and! He was retarded in love with Layla who was the biggest pain in the ass on the planet. NOT that I was jealous, 'cause I wasn't. Like not at all. It was gross when they made out all over the Baxter and just thinking about makes my skin crawl and...

And I am going to stop. [She winces.] I don't know what's worse. You thinking I had a thing for Franklin, or me rambling about how grossed out I am.

[Beat.] And before you even say it, YES, I realize this totally makes it sound like I did have a thing for your dad. And I didn't. Don't. Won't. Ever.