No, you Richards are all smart. Like, insane super smartness. Anytime Val and I snuck out to a party; which wasn't very often 'cause she was the good one out of the two of us; it was always HER plan that worked. Trying to sneak past not just MY parents, but HERS? Man. I always envied her little genius head.

And no, I don't hide! I go out and... do stuff. And no, I am not into girls, but it shocks me like, not at all that you asked me that. Jean and Wanda were an item in my reality. Franklin was ALWAYS obsessing about it. I just... no one asks me out. I must be scary.