Oh, c'mon, Carly! Doing your laundry late at night can't possibly be worth turning this down! *his right hand resists, though. It hangs to his shirt like a kitty on a motivational poster*

If you wanna do it in private then you'll to get a twin and a couple of blonde wigs. *shrugs* Don't ask, it's a rule.

I bet that's what your therapits say all the time....