Oh, well, that's kinda cool, but not if people are gonna bother you when you're just having a party! Can't you, I don't know, have a sort of happy birthday press conference, and then a big party afterwards? I mean, not that you have to or anything, because having just family around is nice too, it's just that eighteen is kind of the big one! Until you're sixty-five or the equivalent mandatory retirement age, anyway!