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People just need to shut up.

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Let's start with you.

Who the hell are you?

Actually, people just need hugs. *arms spread wide open ready to embrace*

Making a point, will just walk away from the xenophobic...thing.

Touch me and you will cease to exist.

*Quickly puts arms down* Okay then.

Well who put your monkey tail in a blender?

Would you tell my mom that? Seriously?

You've made no such thing, just further provided proof for the goddamned statement I made.

I have no idea who the hell your mom is, but yes, I would.

*grumbles* That's better.

The stupid inhabitants of this wretched planet..

Aw. You're awesome!

It'll come, don't you worry.

Ye who casts the first stone...gets pummeled later.

You ever stop to think maybe you're the one with a problem?

I happen to be an inhabitant of this wretched planet!

It's not my problem all these humans are morons.

...your point is? *crosses arms*

*looks distrustful*

Why do you say this?

Because most people are super scared of my mom. And? Because you would do that and you don't even know me. Also, I dislike her immensely.

Equals awesome.

Oh you arrogant, stuck up, royal pain in the ass!!!

*Glares rather heavily in her general direction*

I believe there is a saying you humans use that fits this damned situation---the pot calling the kettle black or something like that?

*snorts*

I'm not afraid of anyone, girl.

Well, good, because she actually IS pretty scary.

NYAHAHHAGGAHA. Why would you say a thing like THAT?

Let's start with you.

Who the hell are you?

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