The full story's much more complex. There's a love triangle and murder and, you know, glitz and glamour. It's one of my favorite musicals. [Not like they don't have personal experience with love triangles. Oy.]

The blonde with beautiful dresses and a penchant for helping those in need? [Okay, maybe the 'helping' part is a stretch. But Quinn doesn't know that, and maybe Popular kiiiind of had good intentions?] She's not a cheerleader, but close enough.