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sixwordstories2010-10-05 07:33 pm
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Chuck Norris, Bear Grylls, who wins?
[Hey, she was pissed. She did appreciate it though.] How is that wrong?
*she better appreciate it. cause he likes her. and wants her pissed off ass to smile* Cause Bear can beat the old snot out of Chuck! Come on!
A master! Glad to have you on board.
Pffft...vampire can't taste good. I mean there is an expiration date on human flesh right?
Pffft...vampire can't taste good. I mean there is an expiration date on human flesh right?
HOLY SHIT! YOU ARE RIGHT! I didn't even factor her in and she should have been the first choice!
I hold firmly that there isn't an opponent in the universe that Betty White couldn't best.
[Well, hey.. that gets a chuckle out of her.] Seriously? Chuck is just plain badass. He can kick anyone's ass.
Fo' sheezy! Thank you for catching my error. Got a name brotha'?
Woman! How can you have my babies if you love Chuck??? *sadface!*
Do I look like a brotha to you?
Crowley. Anthony if you want to get touchy. You?
Crowley. Anthony if you want to get touchy. You?
[Now Jo is laughing.] I didn't say I love Chuck, I just think he could take Bear. But I do like Bear more than Chuck. So there.
Chuck Norris and Bear Grylls? Now that I think about it, Chuck is an actor, isn't he? From the movie Sidekicks?
Our kids are going to be so messed up. But, It's a risk I'm willing to take.
And Bear is a survival guide on Discovery who kicks ass and doesn't take names.
Mm-hm. [She chuckles.] Listen, I'm sorry about earlier. I was pissed and you tried to help and I took it out on you. So yeah.. sorry.
Nothing to be sorry for. We all have our moments....you ever need to talk....I really will listen. I was fucking around with that whole 'pretend' to care thing.
Thanks. It's just.. a long story. I still shouldn't have thrown the flowers and candy out. It really meant a lot that even though you can act like an ass, you still care deep down.
Well in your defense, maybe you aren't the flowers and candy sort. Handcuffs and body paint next time?
[Smirk.] Not so much the body paint, but.. don't ruin my sensitive, sappy moment. [And that's when Jo hugs him.]
*he hugs her back with a smirk on his face and kisses the top of her head.*
See, I like this. The rare moment you aren't completely into yourself and you're nice.. sweet. I'd like more of this King instead of the other. Though, the other has its moments.
I think Bear would win, unless Chuck Norris is good at survival.
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