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sixwordstories2010-10-05 07:33 pm
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Chuck Norris, Bear Grylls, who wins?
*laughs* I'm a little fucked up, it's hard to be like this all the time. I try. Try really damn hard but most of the time I just fuck up.
[Chuckles.] Who isn't fucked up? I know I am, that's for sure. I mean, what sane woman would throw a gift out from a guy who was trying to make her feel better? And what sane woman would want to fight demons, witches, werewolves, vampires etc?
The throwing flowers away thing is completely whack. That last bit? Totally hot.
Oh really? [She smirks.] Like women who know how to use a gun? And knives?
Too bad we don't work together then.
Oh, shit... I don't know they're both massive tools. I say an actual bear interrupts and eats them both.
MASSIVE TOOLS! OMG I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU UNTIL I READ THIS! *cries*
I'm glad you agree, I was going to have to break out my Bear Grylls trivia if you didn't.
He should have his own dictionary.
Sorry. I guess I'll just go have sex with the next convicted felon I meet, then...
It's one of my many dreams to go on one of his adventures and eat what he eats. I draw the line at giving myself a saltwater enema to stave off dehydration, but he is truly one of the few mortals I consider impressive.
No....no.....I can over look your horrible taste for a conjugal. :P
Ha, and I can overlook yours because you have a nice body.
Me, you + Bear style adventure. I'm down. I mean I don't know you but I known for not having the best judgment.
I am totally cool with this idea. But let's go somewhere snowy, I want to fight a moose!
Name's Rayce, by the way.
Name's Rayce, by the way.
I'm down for beating the ass of a moose. I hate Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Hannibal. *shakes his hand*
Hannibal. *shakes his hand*
And they taste delicious. I'm all for moose jerky right now.
Hannibal? Nifty name, do you eat people?
Hannibal? Nifty name, do you eat people?
Hmmm... so when were we going to do that, by the by?
[She's going to pout at you, King. Only because she still feels bad.] Chuck Norris.
Never had it. But we can totally make some.
Dood, really? I am older then that movie. I kill people. I don't eat them.
Dood, really? I am older then that movie. I kill people. I don't eat them.
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