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Chuck Norris, Bear Grylls, who wins?

Thanks. It's just.. a long story. I still shouldn't have thrown the flowers and candy out. It really meant a lot that even though you can act like an ass, you still care deep down.

Well in your defense, maybe you aren't the flowers and candy sort. Handcuffs and body paint next time?

[Smirk.] Not so much the body paint, but.. don't ruin my sensitive, sappy moment. [And that's when Jo hugs him.]

*he hugs her back with a smirk on his face and kisses the top of her head.*

See, I like this. The rare moment you aren't completely into yourself and you're nice.. sweet. I'd like more of this King instead of the other. Though, the other has its moments.

I think Bear would win, unless Chuck Norris is good at survival.

*laughs* I'm a little fucked up, it's hard to be like this all the time. I try. Try really damn hard but most of the time I just fuck up.

[Chuckles.] Who isn't fucked up? I know I am, that's for sure. I mean, what sane woman would throw a gift out from a guy who was trying to make her feel better? And what sane woman would want to fight demons, witches, werewolves, vampires etc?

The throwing flowers away thing is completely whack. That last bit? Totally hot.

Oh really? [She smirks.] Like women who know how to use a gun? And knives?

Fuck yes.

Too bad we don't work together then.

Bear, duh.

Oh, shit... I don't know they're both massive tools. I say an actual bear interrupts and eats them both.

Agreed.

MASSIVE TOOLS! OMG I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU UNTIL I READ THIS! *cries*

I'm glad you agree, I was going to have to break out my Bear Grylls trivia if you didn't.

He should have his own dictionary.

Sorry. I guess I'll just go have sex with the next convicted felon I meet, then...

It's one of my many dreams to go on one of his adventures and eat what he eats. I draw the line at giving myself a saltwater enema to stave off dehydration, but he is truly one of the few mortals I consider impressive.

No....no.....I can over look your horrible taste for a conjugal. :P

Ha, and I can overlook yours because you have a nice body.

Me, you + Bear style adventure. I'm down. I mean I don't know you but I known for not having the best judgment.

That I do. THAT I do. *smirks*

I am totally cool with this idea. But let's go somewhere snowy, I want to fight a moose!

Name's Rayce, by the way.

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