http://clunge-magnet.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] clunge-magnet.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories 2010-10-26 09:35 pm (UTC)

The only imaginary pussy I've had is Princess Diana's and that's only because she's already dead. Seriously, if you followed my advice your bollocks would get wet with more than just your own sweat for a change.

Sorry, mate, I'm not bent. If you're that desperate for cock you should ask Neil's dad.
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