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sixwordstories2010-10-26 09:10 pm
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I'm the most perfect of all.
I kinda doubt it. Don't get me wrong, you're pretty cute, though.
I'm not cute. I'm perfect.
(She claps.)
Oh, even more lovely! Plastic makes for terrible backup dancers. (Most of them malfunction, too. Get lost in the TARDIS. Took me ages to find them again.)
Oh, even more lovely! Plastic makes for terrible backup dancers. (Most of them malfunction, too. Get lost in the TARDIS. Took me ages to find them again.)
Holy insistant terminology, Batman. Sounds like somebody's got quite the chip on her shoulder. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
You wanna bet money on that?
I don't have reproductive organs.
I'm not poor. I'm perfect.
Well, if by "denied the greatest pleasure in life since time travel" you mean perfect, then yes.
I'm not denied anything. Father gives me everything because I'm perfect unlike you who is not perfect.
Well I might not be perfect, but that doesn't stop me from being amazing.
Care for a sandwich?
Care for a sandwich?
[She was going to spout more insults, but now she's distracted]
What's a sandwich?
What's a sandwich?
Oh...honey. (She smiles sweetly.)
They're delicious.
They're delicious.
[Give her a second.
She's figuring this out.]
I don't eat food.
She's figuring this out.]
I don't eat food.
(She squints.)
I'm intrigued. What are you?
I'm intrigued. What are you?
I am a doll. Father created me to be perfect and I am because father loves me and he says so.
[And it gets even worse]
[And it gets even worse]
A doll? Fabulous!
Are you actually plastic?
Are you actually plastic?
I kinda doubt it. Don't get me wrong, you're pretty cute, though.
I'm not cute. I'm perfect.
(She claps.)
Oh, even more lovely! Plastic makes for terrible backup dancers. (Most of them malfunction, too. Get lost in the TARDIS. Took me ages to find them again.)
Oh, even more lovely! Plastic makes for terrible backup dancers. (Most of them malfunction, too. Get lost in the TARDIS. Took me ages to find them again.)
Holy insistant terminology, Batman. Sounds like somebody's got quite the chip on her shoulder. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
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