[He gives a quick weighted glance before speaking. He speaks rapidly, as he often does when explaining his deductions. ]
I can tell from your complexion that you don't spend anytime in the sun. I would say you have photo-sensitivity, however you're more pale than even the most severe cases I have seen. This means you spend next to no time in the sun.
Your clothes are clean, but well worn. Either your body doesn't change much or you don't buy new clothes often, probably both.
You work as a barkeep, but you'd rather be a musician. You freely admitted that as a musician, it would bring you too much fame. Meaning whatever secret you are trying to hide is big enough that if you were to be famous, you would be outed, probably immediately.
Being a barkeep, allows you to work in dimly lit buildings, which means whatever it is you're trying to hide has to do with your appearance. But it also means you won't be remembered. You're a stranger everyone trusts, but no one takes notice of.
Your fingernails are sharp but your hair is fairly unkept, meaning that you don't choose for your fingernails to look like they do.
Then there's your teeth. Oh, most wouldn't notice, but I notice everything. Two of your teeth are sharp. A very specific two teeth. Teeth that, in an animal would allow for the dispersal of poisons or the sucking of blood.
Conclusion: You are a vampire. The only explanation of all of the facts.
[He tilts his head, his voice slows down to normal.]
Sorry for the TL;DR - this is what he does when he's explaining his deductions
I can tell from your complexion that you don't spend anytime in the sun. I would say you have photo-sensitivity, however you're more pale than even the most severe cases I have seen. This means you spend next to no time in the sun.
Your clothes are clean, but well worn. Either your body doesn't change much or you don't buy new clothes often, probably both.
You work as a barkeep, but you'd rather be a musician. You freely admitted that as a musician, it would bring you too much fame. Meaning whatever secret you are trying to hide is big enough that if you were to be famous, you would be outed, probably immediately.
Being a barkeep, allows you to work in dimly lit buildings, which means whatever it is you're trying to hide has to do with your appearance. But it also means you won't be remembered. You're a stranger everyone trusts, but no one takes notice of.
Your fingernails are sharp but your hair is fairly unkept, meaning that you don't choose for your fingernails to look like they do.
Then there's your teeth. Oh, most wouldn't notice, but I notice everything. Two of your teeth are sharp. A very specific two teeth. Teeth that, in an animal would allow for the dispersal of poisons or the sucking of blood.
Conclusion: You are a vampire. The only explanation of all of the facts.
[He tilts his head, his voice slows down to normal.]
Curious, I've never met a vampire before.