If that works, let me know. I feel like it'd cut down the expenses on castle security by a ton.

((She snorts.)) No, not quite. Back in my grandparents' time, they'd meet once before the wedding. Since it was a male-dominated society or whatnot, the man would sit down and the girl would serve him tea and sing to him. And the man would be like "yeah, she's hot, I can marry her" or "no, sorry, but this tea is shit". That's how it was the first time my grandparents met.