Yeah, I know. He's worth it, though--he's pretty much what I've got as far as family, he carries most of my stuff, and he guards me when I have to crash. [She smiles thinly and pats the doggie saddlebags sitting next to her.]

He's an Ovcharka--Caucasian Shepherd. They're from way up in the mountains in Russia. They're a guard breed but Fozzie is more of a lover than a fighter.

[Fozzie goes on alert and woofs happily, then bounds after the ball.]