My one girlfriend is being dumped on my friends, because I'm dumb enough to seek advice from people when she's upset with me after I do dumb shit. My other girlfriend feels invisible, and suspects people ignore that she's in a relationship with us either because she's Chinese-American, or because she's trans.

One of my good friends tried to kill himself shortly after I last saw him, friends keep wanting to sex me up and I'm bad at saying 'how about no?' and we've gone through two coffee tables this month.

On the up side, my son can crawl now.