[She's speechless for a moment, trying to process all the information he's just given her. She clears her throat and attempts to start at the beginning.]

Well... whoever's dumping on your girlfriend doesn't seem like the type of person you need in your life anyway. And, um, about your other girlfriend... I think you should just talk to her. Her race and her... being trans... they're probably sensitive issues to her. She might feel inferior in a lot of ways so... let her know she's not.

I'm sorry about your friend. He probably needs professional help if he's suicidal. I'm not really sure how to help with the people wanting to sleep with you problem... I suppose you just need to practice saying no. And maybe bolt the tables to the floor?

You have a son. [She's still trying to process.] Congratulations to him on his crawling.