[ a hypospray is loaded up with an anesthetic and a very, very slight paralytic to keep the bastard from squirming, and pressed to Kirk's arm. ] You're needed where your attending physician says you're needed, and seeing as that's me right now, [ aaaand then the plunger is depressed and there's a loud sound as the medication is injected into his arm. ] you'll stay put until I'm done with ya.

[ dropping the hypospray onto a table and picking up a scanner. ] ...how the hell do you manage internal bleeding without stepping off the ship? I only saw you three hours ago!