"I thought most people tried to wrap their heads around things, not the other way around," says Ballade.

"... Wouldn't that maybe explode?" says Quint. "I mean, if he'd plastic-wrapped it and it started to decompose and the plastic wrap... I don't really know how much gas that would trap..."

Ballade gives Quint something between a hair-ruffle and a cuff to the head. "He put it in the fridge and then took all the squishy bits off, so it wouldn't have time to spoil."