[Sadly, he's totally used to that response.]

Yeah, but that isn't the get-out-of-jail-free card you think it'd be. It means I'm five times as likely to get pulled over for going two over the speed limit, and it's ten times as hard to keep anything secret, even if it's for his own good. And it also doesn't make me a snitch, so youcan stop looking at me like that any time, okay?