There's other things humans can turn into that ain't a vampire or werewolf. [ He goes with the biggest trope of them all. ] He could be a dragon. [ Such originality! ]

As for being an actor, I need to find myself a good skin suit in order to do that. The rest of this planet ain't exactly fans of my kind, and I don't blame them seeing we blew most of it up.

[ Finding the perfect avatar is a pain in the afterburners. ] At least, I don't have to rely too much on face-to-face interactions as a writer.