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[twin_bones]

I got myself a new pet

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[twin_bones]

Is it the necromancy or the pretty face that worries you more?

[magpie_of_magic]

Oh, the pretty face. I've encountered plenty of necromancy in my time, love. But a face like yours used wrong...well, let's just say you can get away with murder.

[twin_bones]

To be fair, Necromancy could help you get away with murder too.

[magpie_of_magic]

For a short while, I guess. Until the rotting sets in.

[twin_bones]

By then it's too late. By then, you have an alibi and the forensic evidence is just completely fucked up.

[magpie_of_magic]

I suppose that would be convenient...

And you wonder why I call you trouble.

[twin_bones]

Hey.
I thought you were calling me trouble because I'm pretty.

[magpie_of_magic]

Pretty and you know your way around using necromancy to get away with murder. As if you needed more than that smile. How many people have you killed while smiling like that at them, love?

[twin_bones]

Truthfully? None. Not that you have any reason to believe me.

[magpie_of_magic]

[shrugs] I tend to believe most people when they say they haven't killed anyone. Because most people don't kill other people. But then, most people don't animate dead birds either, so there's that.

[twin_bones]

Well how about you decide if I'm horrible after you buy me that drink?

[magpie_of_magic]

[points] You have a deal. Where do you fancy your poison?

[twin_bones]

It doesn't matter. Any pub is good.

[magpie_of_magic]

A woman who enjoys a pub. See? I knew you couldn't be all bad outside of that pretty face. [begins to lead the way to one of his favorites]

[twin_bones]

No worse than you, at least.

[magpie_of_magic]

Oooohhh...well, you're probably right. I'd love to say I don't get involved with necromancy, but I do use it in a pinch.

[twin_bones]

See, now that's just fascinating. What sort of trouble do you get into that you need a little bit of necromancy to get out of?

[magpie_of_magic]

Glamoured corpses make excellent decoys.

[twin_bones]

Oooh! That I don't know how to do! Magic's not really my thing. I'm terrible at it.

[magpie_of_magic]

I know a little of everything. Jack of all trades, and all that.

[twin_bones]

What do you use it for?

[magpie_of_magic]

[smirks] A little of everything.

[twin_bones]

That sounds like you keep busy, at least.

[magpie_of_magic]

Busier'n I like. [They reach the pub, and he orders a drink for himself] And whatever she's havin'.

[twin_bones]

[She orders a double vodka and slides into the seat next to him]
I thought you liked trouble.