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sixwordstories2015-02-11 09:04 pm
twin_bones) wrote in sixwordstories2015-02-11 09:04 pm
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I got myself a new pet
It's a pigeon. [a dead half eaten one...]. I'm open to name suggestions.
Why not just kick it into a shallow grave and be done with it?
That wouldn't be having much if a low-maintenance pet now, would it?
[Dead pigeon turns its 'head' and looks at him. Judgingly?]
How is your hangover?
[Dead pigeon turns its 'head' and looks at him. Judgingly?]
How is your hangover?
Oh bloody hell, necromancy? [pinches the bridge of his nose and mutters] Live and let live, John, You're no hero.
It was doin' fine until I encountered your zombigeon.
It was doin' fine until I encountered your zombigeon.
[she gives him a sweet, completely un-necromancer like smile. How could you think that from a face like this?]
How about... 'Potato' for a name? ...Well, until it really starts to smell and get crawled with maggots. It won't be so cute then and I can kick it to the ditch.
How about... 'Potato' for a name? ...Well, until it really starts to smell and get crawled with maggots. It won't be so cute then and I can kick it to the ditch.
Edited 2015-02-12 23:54 (UTC)
[He just meets her sweet smile with line-face.]
You're an odd one, love. You might want to seek help. And stop messing with dead things. It's really not good for you.
You're an odd one, love. You might want to seek help. And stop messing with dead things. It's really not good for you.
I've had all the help I need. And I have hand sanitizer in my purse.
...Right. Somehow I doubt that.
As for the hand sanitizer, I'm sure you'll need more than that if you keep playing with zombies.
As for the hand sanitizer, I'm sure you'll need more than that if you keep playing with zombies.
Really? And why is that?
Just because I make a kissy-face at a dead bird, doesn't mean I'm four and I'm going to just stick it in my mouth.
Just because I make a kissy-face at a dead bird, doesn't mean I'm four and I'm going to just stick it in my mouth.
Because you're clearly off your rocker. And that's why I'm not above placing bets on your kissy face meaning exactly that.
Maybe. I might surprise you. ...If I throw the bird away and wash my hands, will you buy me a drink?
See now you're talking sense. Maybe you will surprise me, at that.
You didn't answer my question about the drink.
Well, you do think I'm trouble... I thought maybe you'd be scared.
You're trouble all right, but that's par for the course in my life. Just keep your trouble to yourself and use your hand sanitizer and we can have our bit of fun.
[She smiles too sweetly and touching the top of the bird's head removes the animation spell before tossing the carcass off to the side of the road before fussing about with the gel sanitizer in her purse]
I'll keep it to a minimum. But I think you're the sort who likes a little bit of trouble.
I'll keep it to a minimum. But I think you're the sort who likes a little bit of trouble.
Edited 2015-02-16 03:50 (UTC)
I don't know if I like it or if that's just the best of all options since there's no getting rid of it.
You should relax and try to enjoy it. A little trouble never hurt anyone. Not permanently, anyway.
[He can't help but laugh] I guess there's truth enough in that, depending on how you define trouble.
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