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Yes, because if Sebastian did to you what I just did to you, I would have to kill him.

Oh, my God! I'm pretty sure the equipment might throw him off before he got there, though. :P

That being said, for somebody who seems so sweet and innocent to outsiders? As your other half, I can see that's not entirely the case. ;)

Well, I still very much have Smyth genes and the youngest of four boys, so I do have some natural seduction talent in there somewhere.

I can't complain about any of your... talents, sweetheart. ;) You're the best I've ever had, bar none. ♥

No way! Now you're just being biased LOL

Yes way! I'm not a hobag or anything, but I do have a basis for comparison, and if there were a gold medal for rocking my world, you'd win it. :P

Seriously? We weren't even doing anything, like... overly kinky or anything.

Yes, seriously. And it's not about the kinky. It's about the fact that, when I'm with you, I know how much you feel what we're doing, and how much it means to you. A girl likes to feel special and loved when her man's making love to her, you know? I mean, clearly not from experience of being a girl, but you get the concept. :P

Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I've never really just been with someone to have sex with them. It's always been more special. I don't even think the latter is to my taste, so I never really got involved with it. That's Sebastian's forte. If it's any help, you're the best I've ever had. The most special.

I've made my mistakes along the way, sweetheart, but the fact of the matter is, if it got me to where I am now, and made it all the easier for me to recognize when I had a good thing going. I'd say we're pretty lucky then... We get to be each other's best, even if we weren't each other's first. I love you, darling.

Life's pretty damn good right now, huh? We're both Yale graduates, living it up. Actually, there was something I wanted to talk to you about. I was going to bring it up after we were done being awesome in bed together, but you had to run to get your plane.

It really is good. We've done amazingly well for ourselves, you know. Really? Well, the answer is no, sweetheart, we can't adopt all the puppies at the pound. :P But seriously... What's going on? PS: Do you have any idea how hard it is focusing on anything business related after what we just did before I left? I think I'm still flushed. :P

And I know we're apart sometimes with your work, that you adore to bits, but we make it work. Never thought I'd really be able to say that. Just tell them you're feverish :D Your boss might give you the day off and we can have Skype sex until our heart's content.

If you said no to a puppy, I could be screwed on my proposition...

I miss you when we're apart, but it makes the getting back together that much more brilliant. You know my boss, handsome. If I tell him I'm feverish and need the day off, he'll bitchpls me and then say, "Give Jeremy my best."

I didn't say no to a puppy. I said no to all the puppies in the pound at once. :P

He would. It's like he's psychic or something sometimes. Remember that time you called in sick and he let you believe you got away with it, and then had twenty pizzas delivered to our door so our sexy times got interrupted?

So, how about a baby?

I do! He was all with the, "Oh, my God, darling, I do hope you feel better soon. Let me know if you need anything." And then the next thing I know, all those pizzas right in the middle of trying a new position. :P He's a pretty epic bitch.

A... A baby? You want a baby?

You two know each other too well. Well, not too well, but the connection can backfire when he's primed :D

Well, I'd sort of like more than one eventually, but sure, starting with one. I know that might be a touchy subject for you with your past, but this time, it would be 100% planned.

It's a pretty serious connection... But when the bitchclaws are out, it's a scary place to be. :P

You want to have a family with me? Jeremy, that's... That's really sweet. It's not so much a touchy subject because of my past as it is with my job. I'm not saying no. Not by any means, but... I need some time to think about it for sure. What exactly brought this on?

I have yet to be on the receiving end of them yet. He saves it all for Sebastian. Even if Sebastian is his attorney.

Hey, I'm not asking you to decide straight away. I just love you to the moon and back, and I think we've got a pretty awesome thing going on. I'd love to have a family with you, and I can't really deny I'd really love to have a baby. Nothing really brought it on, it just feels like the right time. I work with kids, I always wanted my own.

That's because you're a sweetheart, and nobody can really stay mad at you. The last time I got bitchy at you because I was PMSing, I felt like the world's most terrible girlfriend and ended up crying because I hurt your feelings.

I love you, too, honey. And there is no one in this world I would rather have a family with than you. No one. You're amazing with kids, and I know you'd be gorgeous with our own kids. I'll think about it, babe. And in the meantime, we can still keep practicing for the baby making process. :P

I didn't mind. I just didn't exactly know what I did wrong LOL

Sure we can. On the upside, at least I can't knock you up over Skype :D

Absolutely nothing, which was probably the worst part. What even did I yell at you about? Putting the jelly on the wrong side of the toast or something?

There is that. ;) And further on the upside is if we do decide to go for it? Even more sex. :P Just to make sure, you know.

I can't even remember. I just know I came down with that virus later that night, and you seriously freaked at how horrible a person you were, and started bawling.

Knowing my luck, we'll get it done first shot and your hormones will make you not want sex ever again LOL

I remember that. Oh, God, and you were so sick, too, and I was bringing you cool cloths for your face and sobbing apologies the whole time.

LOL! I love you, you big dork. :P You're seriously my favorite person in the whole world, you know. Don't tell Kurt. He'll bitchpls me.

I got it off one of the kids at work. It was all cool until it wasn't. The downside of working with kids, they snot germs all over you.

Hey, he's willing to let me share you, so it's all good. I can handle that. Plus, I'm the only one who gets to have sex with you, so I win ;)