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No, just epically and disgustingly in love. Single people hate people like me. Well, no, but only because I know you will slap me so hard my face will hit the floor for trying it on when you're not feeling good ;) That would be Blaine's sperm when you have a baby for him and Kurt. Mine will be all "All these years looking at this through latex, let's stop and have a beer."

So much sexting fail. How can you stand to be near me? :D I'd need to talk to Kurt and ask his permission anyway LOL

He's not a fan of sucking dick, no.

Please tell me you didn't walk in on Sebastian in a compromising position again.

Not so much. Thank God. :P Not that I would mind him being bi, but if he were gay, I'd be SOL.

He does watch Queer as Folk with me, though.

I'm pretty sure I hated people like us when I was single, too. Well, yes, but just the same. I don't think snotty is sexy. You may have a point there. Blainers sperm, I can't stop laughing! LOL! You're probably right. They won't be ADHD. They'll just take it at a leisurely pace. LOL.

Because it's adorable? You're my favorite, you know. :) And yes, you definitely would, or he might cut you.

Aren't all of Sebastian's positions compromising? LOL

You don't want him bi. Doubles the pool of people perving on him.

He half-heartedly perves on the lesbian boobs. But don't take offence to that. He doesn't even remember their names.

Let them perv... He comes home with me. ;)

I know... He's a good boyfriend to watch with me. They're the most boring part of the show anyway.

He doesn't think so LOL

That awkward moment when I'm practically his sister-in-law these days! LOL

They are. He's oblivious. He always is. He was oblivious to even you perving on him in the early days.

Seconded. But he is straight and the dude's gotta have something to keep him awake.

OMG ARE YOU ENGAGED?!!! OMG YAY!!!

He's adorable... I know, and I thought I made it blatantly obvious!

This is why I watch with you and Kurt and Blaine, and Jeremy tends to end up asleep on my shoulder if there are no lesbian tits in the episode.

No! LOL. I just meant that I'm seriously attached to his other half... We have the same other half, which is awkward, but adorable. :D

You could have shoved his face in your tits and he still would have thought you got the wrong person.

They didn't get them out that much, did they? You're evil making him repeatedly sit through it when he could be watching Silas Botwin fuck hot chicks on Weeds.

"Are you sure you don't mean Seb? Because no offense, but he's gay." LOL!

Nope. Thank God. Because they had the crappiest storyline ever. Even Santana bitches about it. Yes, well... Both of us appreciate Silas Botwin fucking hot chicks on Weeds. :P

No? I don't have to go get Kurt? Really, no?

Awww :(

It could have been Arnie and he still wouldn't have thought it was him. It's okay, he was the last born. I think his head got stuck on the way out.

Yeah, I like my dykes more interesting than that. Yeah, I know. I was staying over last marathon, remember? I heard.

I just thought it looked nice, but wasn't really sure it would ever happen for me. I was sort of flirtingly challenged. Maybe not the snotty, but the jammies, the fluffy slippers and bed hair totally are. Just so long as it's a brisk leisurely pace and they spot the target when they get there. Or one, at least. We only need one little winner.

I'm your favourite \o/ Remember that time I did cut myself on the kitchen knife and Sebastian told you Kurt had a bitch fit and cut me? You two had one big epic bitch fight. And over nothing. He went to Paris without you and made you fly economy to get there the next day. Good times.

I'll never forget when I told you I liked you, and you were like, "What? Me? Are you sure?" You think I'm sexy when I'm in my jammies and my turtle slippers? You're ridiculous. :P Well, yes... We need one little swimmer that could. No more than that, though, because I love you, babe, and I love Seb, but I don't think I could rock twins. :P

You totally are. ;) Oh, my God, how could I forget? I can't remember the last time I fought with him like that. It was horrible! I go into scary protective bitch mode when it comes to you. I can't help it.

Also... Next time I leave, we need to plan our goodbye sex a little better for timing. I was pushing it so close I almost forgot to steal your pillow so I can sleep in the hotel room. :P

You have a point. All the more reason I fell for him. He's just beautiful, and he has no idea.

Hence the lesbromance with Santana? LOL. And yes, I do remember... Sorry... Walls are thin.

No, sweetie. Not yet, anyway. Possible in the future, but nothing right now. :) Trust me, if we were, you guys would be some of the first to know.

Awww, no sad face!

Jake. I guess he's going to McKinley. Just found out about him... my dad's kid between me and Hannah.

Well, nothing like that ever happened to me before! I was always usually just being overlooked for the resident jock or bad-ass because those were the sorts of dudes chicks like you seemed to like. And I was just... me. I've never been either, and I would know how to be either. I get flustered in confrontation and I suck at sports. I'm not ridiculous! What is wrong with your jammies? It's totally hot! What are you going to do if we get twins, though? We have a big history of twins in our family.

It was epic and scary and I was just going to keep cover in case it had a domino effect on everyone around you guys. Kurt seems to like me, though, which is weird because he doesn't completely like many people in this world. Oh damn, do I have to sleep awkwardly again? :P

Well, I've been there, done that on both counts, and let me just say? I'll take my sweetheart who has no idea how sexy he is over both of those every day. I never realized when I was in school how amazing the guys like you could be. I was more concerned with being popular than finding someone I could seriously spend the rest of my life with. When we met, at Yale... It was unlike anything I'd ever experienced. Just being around you felt right. My jammies are Tinker Bell jammies! Which I still blame Blaine for. He made having character jammies cool in our bunch. Santana has Elmo ones... Kurt told me he saw her in them once when she wasn't feeling well. If we get twins, then we'll have to learn how to be parents to twins, I suppose. We'll figure it out... And I'll probably have your mom on the phone all the damn time, asking for twin mommy wisdom.

Kurt had never been that much in my face since we were in high school and I cheated on my boyfriend with Finn. It's kind of hard to even think back to that and realize it was me... I'm not like that anymore, thank God. He doesn't just like you. He kind of adores you... Says you're one of the few people in this world deserving of the love of one of his hags. ;) Yes, you do. I can't sleep without your pillow... It smells like you, and I need it. It's like my security blanket. :P