Nope. Adam, for all his failure in the being too tall and not Blaine enough department, is actually a pretty nice guy. I didn't make Brody be all Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. I just proved it.
Vivian Ward wasn't a drug dealer, she was a prostitute. But you know what? I don't care because how do you know Adam isn't any of that too? Maybe he's Brody's best customer and they're snorting lines in NYADA bathrooms together?
No. I pee hovering over the bowl... Basically sitting but without my ass touching the bowl. Especially in New York, because I have no clue where Malibu Ken might have stuck his dick before he got near our toilet.
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