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[have2justbeme]

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Comments

[dapperdevious]

You do NOT kill a dude's twin and get away with it.

[justbeingaqueen]

You can't catch herpes from a toilet seat, can you?

[have2justbeme]

You do realize it's a made up story, right?

[have2justbeme]

I wouldn't know. I never sit directly on the seat.

[dapperdevious]

SHOCK, HORROR! I need to stop waiting at the window for my Hogwarts Owl every night. Do you randomly tell kids that Santa is fake too?

[justbeingaqueen]

Oh dear god, the places my mind just went...

[have2justbeme]

You're way too old now anyway. Even if you were born to be a Slytherin.

[dontrainonmyparade]

What now?

[have2justbeme]

I hover, bitch. :P

[have2justbeme]

Still mad at me for being right, Cyrano?

[finninator]

Taken care of.

[have2justbeme]

I saw him after that fight... You handled business well, Huckleberry. I was almost proud.

[dontrainonmyparade]

No, I just need a breather before the next onslaught. Are you going to attack Adam next? Or do you just have it in for my life?

[finninator]

He's lucky I didn't put him in the hospital.

[justbeingaqueen]

You pee standing.

[have2justbeme]

Nope. Adam, for all his failure in the being too tall and not Blaine enough department, is actually a pretty nice guy. I didn't make Brody be all Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. I just proved it.

[dapperdevious]

I draw the line at you calling me daddy. Well, yes, I do have a thing for trouser snakes.

[have2justbeme]

I would've paid good money to see that. And sent him a condom bouquet to his hospital room.

[dontrainonmyparade]

Vivian Ward wasn't a drug dealer, she was a prostitute. But you know what? I don't care because how do you know Adam isn't any of that too? Maybe he's Brody's best customer and they're snorting lines in NYADA bathrooms together?

[have2justbeme]

That's right on the top of the list of things that would never happen, pretty boy. Yeah, we all know how you love things that go hump in the night.

[have2justbeme]

No. I pee hovering over the bowl... Basically sitting but without my ass touching the bowl. Especially in New York, because I have no clue where Malibu Ken might have stuck his dick before he got near our toilet.

[finninator]

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[blowmywhistle]

Oh my god, you're channelling each other now.

[have2justbeme]

Oh... Right. Adam's too cutesie to be a drug dealer. Nobody would buy from him.

[justbeingaqueen]

I clean that thing with industrial strength disinfectant AND antiseptic, and doubly with wipes before I use it.