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Who looks identical to the not-so-good one.

Allergies. I don't cry at movies. Mmhmm, I'm sure he would. Unfortunately for everyone else, I don't come close to fucking sharing. He can gyrate on a pole for me, but no one else... or someone will die.

Pretty much told me to go fuck myself, and it was totally hot. That's my boy.

So, you guys might be, maybe, more than a bit of caught in the moment T&A...?

Well, if there is nothing serious going on as you say, what's to fuck up? I mean, I like Adam, even if he's a total hipster but he's not Blaine. He also didn't cheat on Kurt.

There's real bars like that? Seriously?

Until the bitch kills the twin, then all bets are off. Evil bitches don't share. :P I'm sure he knows how to work a pole. :P

I can keep my paws off both of them if I want to.

I never said that. I just said she's still a friend.

Well, I just think if anything serious is going on, it tends to keep you from fucking your ex. That's all.

Oh, yeah! I just scored a job there, and you're welcome to come by anytime. ;)

http://www.coyoteuglysaloon.com/newyork/ <= Check it out. :P

I have the bitchiest of fags. LOL

The weird things that happen to us in life. LOL. But hey, Q's not complaining about the Smyth genes. :P

It's not like the fucker was killing my twin. Anyone who tried would have a death wish. I don't know what you're on about. Oh yes. He knows how to work many phallic objects.

Want, darling, being the operative word.

He's a bastard, but he's totally hot in doing it. At least he's not causing people grievous bodily harm anymore, though.

So, you can just go there, drink, and watch hot chicks dance on the bar? I'm in.

Yeah, my life sort of starting out as a weird thing when I was a genetic cell and turned into two matching genetic cells. I guess I was always destined to be a little odd? Oh my god, you would tell me if she was complaining, right? She hasn't said anything, has she? I know about girl talk.

I didn't say she wasn't still a friend, Santana. I asked if there was a chance she was more. There's a huge difference.

I don't think he and Adam are exclusive anyway. Kurt doesn't say anything about Adam when he's not visiting or hanging out with us at NYADA.

[Blanks you and walks away.]

ouch.

You'd take down a whole army of Death Eaters protecting Germ. So I've heard. :P

So you want to continue to have a sexual relationship with the only person you've ever been in love with, and only be friends with benefits?

I don't really know, to be honest. I guess it's just a matter of playing by ear at this point. Seeing what happens.

I'm just saying... I'm pretty sure Lady Face still wants to get his hobbit on... He just won't admit it.

Absolutely... So you and me? Let's go get our drink on.

Well, we all have to grow up sometime, right? ;)

It's true. At least you're the Yin to Seb's yang, or the world might implode. Absolutely, I'd tell you, and probably make fun of you, too, but she hasn't complained at all.