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Yes, isn't it abhorrent?

Are y'allergic too, dear? It is downrigh' awful.

Oh yes. The world is a deadly place. A citrus-contaminated, deadly place.

*blinks* I never met nobody before who was allergic t'that. Other than me a'course, but I don't rightly think I've met m'self...

*blinks* You're allergic to citrus, too?

I'm allergic t'damn near everythin, luv, citrus included.

I think I like you.

Oh God, finally someone who understands. I am so sick of people treating me like I'm just whiny or something.

People treat ya like tha'? God, tha's awful. *frowns deeply*

*then perks up a little* I think I like ya, too, honey.

Yes, yes. They don't understand the torture of it.

Oh. *blinks, a little flustered* Well. That's good? I mean. I'm Rodney. Uh, McKay, Dr. Rodney McKay.

*smiles easily, sticking out a hand*

m'Kat Kendel. Miss Hurricane, since we seem ta be talkin' titles. *lil wink*

*shakes the hand* Miss Hurricane? *blinks* What kind of title is that?

*laughs* A dumb one, Rodney. If I can call ya that?

*shrugs* My name is Katrina an' I needed a name on th'job. Th'girls I work with thought it were funny...

Oh. Sure. *blinks* Name on the job. Are you a porn star?

Oh, God.. *giggles endlessly* I can see where ya might come'ta think that, but no. I ain't a porn star.

Suicide girl, an' model. I don't ever take all my clothes off, y'see.

Ah. That makes sense. Even though you'd probably look good even without clothes, I mean, with your figure and-... I mean, a lot of models have stage names. Not that I can think of one right now because I don't happen to know too many of them, apart from what I've seen on television and I doubt that classifies as "knowing", apart from a very superficial, personal ~~male fantasy~~ level.

I hate allergies. *frowns* They make my skin hurt.

What are y'alergic ta, luv?

insects, the sun, some shellfish. Luckily my girlfriend is always willing to slather me in lotion. What are you allergic to?

I'm Andy.

I'm Kat. *bright smile*

M'allergic t'most things... though, not th'sun. I'd shrivel up an' die if I couldn't go outside.

Hi Kat! You're very beautiful by the way.

Really? That sucks. I practically live in the sun but always get sun burn or poisioning no matter what!

Aw, thank ya. I make'a livin on my face so it's a damn good thing ya think so.

Tha's no fun. I hafta use real strong sunscreen but I usually stay safe wit' my umbrella *laughs*

I hate those. *scowls*

They aren't no fun.

What're you allergic to?

Almos' everythin, hon. An' that ain't no exaggerati'n.

Yeah? Even like, chocolate and good stuff like that?

Especially choc'late and good stuff like that. *bites the inside of her lip*

That sucks really a lot. I'm allergic to cigarette smoke.