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These Twilight books aren't that bad.

~~((because he would :D))~~

Yes they are.

Why? I don't see the problem.

Vampires. Do not. SPARKLE.

And Bella Swann is an IDIOT.

They don't?

... yes, but isn't that part of it?

NO. They do not sparkle in the sun like tiny diamonds. They burst into flames.

Part of what? Being a teenager? Yes and no. I sure as fuck wasn't that stupid.

Oh. Alright. *._.*

Some people are...

Well we don't sparkle all the time.

IN THE SUN. The fuck?!

Well yes in the sun, it's why we avoid it. That and live in rainy Seattle.

Real vampires burst into bloody flames in the sun.

There are different types of vampires. I will admit she took liberties and made it seem all vampires sparkled and could go in the sun. That I can admit she falsified.

She did take some creative liberties I am afraid.

Like?

The whole thing with Bella. Really she wasn't that, powerful. She was normal when turned. Guess it made for better dramatics.

That and she did lead to believe all vampires sparkle which is far from the truth.

Only your type are ...

Sparkly?

Yes, and the effects from the sun effect us much more then she stated.

I see.

Is it all light or only sunlight?

It's only sunlight.

Do you know why?

Yes, they are. They are that bad. And worse.

I still don't understand why.

Ehhhh, I've read better.

So have I, but...

It's kinda girly. *makes a face*

'Girly'?

Yeah. ALL they talk about is KISSING and how much they LOOOVE each other. Blech.

That isn't wrong.

It's gross.

That's your opinion.

*scowls* Yes, it is.

I don't think it is.

That's your opinion.

I know.

*sticks tongue out, even though he KNOWS it's completely immature*

*hah*

*does not imitate!*

*scowls* You've gotta find somethin' good to read. Without all the sparkly vampires and stuff.

I have read other things.

*politely* Such as?

Things I don't think you should read.

*blinks* Why not?

You don't like horror movies, yes...?

These are like those, only books.

Oh. *shudders* NO, I hate them. Books like that would scare me.

Yes, that's why.

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