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[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Apparently, you can arrest Wendigos.

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[magicians-son.livejournal.com]

... Murphy.

Are you okay?

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Besides finding out there's a ring of cannibals in Chicago, I'm fine.

Why wouldn't I be?

[magicians-son.livejournal.com]

There are some things that just get an 'ew' stamp. I think you picked one of them.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, let's just say I won't be eating red meat for awhile. Kirmani's claiming he's going vegetarian.

[talktothehat.livejournal.com]

....you can?

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

When it's the name of a criminal organization you can.

[talktothehat.livejournal.com]

OH. I had this horrible mental image of jail cells full of moping yeti.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Uh, no, not quite.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I'm not surprised.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

I was. I'd never heard of an underground ring of cannibals before.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Some day I'll have to take you home. 2/3rds of the world population is underground and cannibal.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Great. That's really helping me and my stomach today.

[bella-giavanna.livejournal.com]

I'm sure someone can...

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cops.

[bella-giavanna.livejournal.com]

Given the Chicago PD's track record, I'm sure the Wendigos are terrified.

[miss-admin.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that I'd like to ask what they did.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

It's a criminal organization, that's all you really need to know.

[miss-admin.livejournal.com]

At least they can't do anything more now.

[coffee-eike.livejournal.com]

But how can you arrest a motorhome?

Oh...Wendigo...not...Winnebago...

*slinks off ashamed*

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

...

Seriously?

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

... A Wendigo?

[shadowsfound.livejournal.com]

...

You could, but I'm missin' why you'd want to. Feeding them in jail would get tricky.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

It's a criminal organization. Not a mythological beast.

[shadowsfound.livejournal.com]

facepalmsShit, you're serious...? Sorry.

I think we just found the Darwin Award winners for about the next milennium.
Though I'm not sure that's an improvement on trying to handcuff a critter that's about seven to eight feet tall and has five-inch claws. Sounds like a toss-up which is more disturbing.