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You can haz your pretend front, too!

*Mimes out a drum roll for big sis*

You mean like this? (http://www.instantrimshot.com/)

*Following a burst of giggles*

Why ... does that exist?

Because someone out there has way too much time on his or her hands.

Great, isn't it?

It's fantastically pointless.

You can have anything you want, as far as I'm concerned.

Is that right?

Definitely.

Everyone should think the way you do.

And you have a lovely smile, by the way.

I can't believe they don't when they see you.

Thank you. I try.

Flatterer.

What's your name?

One of my many skills.

Elle.

Philip. It's lovely to meet you.

The pleasure is all mine.

The pleasure is all yours? Don't you believe in sharing?

With you, maybe.

What does a guy have to do to get to know you better, Elle?

Be creative. I'm sure you'll think of something.

I'm thinking dinner somewhere and a few drinks.

See! I knew you could do it.

I have my moments.

What's a good night for getting together?

I'm free most nights.

Okay, sure. Here goes. *ahem* I am a...pretend guy that pretends I'm a...pretend other guy.

Where'd you get those cool shades?

I have cool shades? Seriously? Where!? Where'd they g-...HEY! Whaddaya doing, man? Gimme back my cool shades!

Never!

Alright, fine. You can gimme them on my birthday.

But it was your birthday last year!

Fine! I guess we'll just have to wait until next year then!

What if I borrowed them indefinitely?

Then you'll have to indefinitely make sure you give them back without an indefinite scratch on them...and with a full tank.

I think I can handle that.

Alright cool. Now where my pretend is at? I specifically came here to get it back. You've had it all pretend day long!

Ok, I'll give you the pretend back, but I keep the shades.

Hey man. Cool shades you got there! You wanna trade 'em for this pretend?

I'll take what's behind door number one.

Annnd, behind door number one...

It's a neeeeeew Pretend! Pretend SE model '09! With power pretend doors and fake-hundred horsepower!

I figured maybe you were pretending I wasn't around anymore, cause I know I haven't been.

~~Actually the mun was talking about a surge of many sws's about politics and profile layouts.~~

I thought I was tough to get a hold of, being the cell phoneless wizard guy and all.