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Looks familiar. ~~Slightly~~ Apprehensive to ask why.

~~((The mun had the oddest craving))~~

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Know what you mean.

Don't ask me either, though.

At least I'm not alone.

I won't ask if you don't.

I think it's pretty clear we're both, uh, well traveled...

That may be it.

And, you know, in certain locals the catering ain't so hot.

There are times you can't afford to be a picky eater.

Pretty much.

That'll get you eaten.

At least Earth seems to have a wide selection of food that doesn't bite back.

I've heard Earthlings are considered a delicacy in some parts of the galaxy. But I see it more as an acquired taste.

Plus barbecue.

Can't say I've ever had to deal with that. I'm...made of different stuff.

Barbecue? You mean food that's skewered and lasered?

And somewhere out there, someone will still consider you or me food. I'm beginning to understand why Azmuth's such a recluse.

And sauced.

I'd like to see them try.

Sauces can be good but only to enhance the flavor.

I'd rather not be around to witness that.

I'd eat a live Vulpimancer if you put barbecue sauce on it.

Why? Don't like an un-fair fight? Sorry, that's how I roll.

Now that I wouldn't mind being around to witness.

It's not so much the "un-fair" part as it is the "fight" part.

Gross.

Hey, I try to keep the gore from splattering.

I suppose all that fur wouldn't be very appetizing.

It ain't the gore but the possibility that it has "friends."

The grumpiness, either.

Gore has no friends.

They tend to be gamey and rank too.

Not gore, but whatever "it" is that would consider you as food.

And chickens are also surprisingly grumpy.

Oh, right. Like I'd let you in on my fight.

Aren't chickens supposedly the closest living relative of the extinct T-rex? Perhaps they're just upset that they're no longer that tall?

And risk catching its attention? Heh. Not happening.

And that they're now so delicious.

Aw. Scared?

Perhaps they've always been delicious?

I prefer the term overly cautious.

That I wouldn't know.

Sounds to me like we're talkin' chicken again...

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