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Miss Edith wants a birthday party.

Is it her birthday?

She doesn't get to have one *whispers* She's been naughty.

Oh.

She peeked when she wasn't supposed to. Miss Edith needs to be punished.

Are you her Mommy?

There'll be plenty of time for birthday parties when it's over.

A Dru! You are made of win!

*smiles and closes her eyes*

And was delights does daddy have in store?

Why, thank you

Just wait and see. She might have stopped me before but it won't happen this time.

We'll dance on her grave.

Bad daddy. Still after that slayer, she ruins everything.

All that's gonna change. Now we don't have Spike to slow us down.

Spike's been such a bad puppy, we should nail him to the wall.

Nothing would give me greater pleasure.

Where is he these days?

Chasing round and round in circles after her.

Jealous?

Not when daddy plays with me, no.

I always knew you could do better.

*giggles* Do a get a prize?

Anything.

Just name it and it's yours.

I like surprises.