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Well, Tommy; how did it go?

She wants to see me again. With chocolate syrup.

What did you tell her?

Yes. Obviously. Chocolate syrup!

Good for you! Bring some whipped cream.

That? Is a surprisingly excellent suggestion.

You sound surprised.

I am. Surprisingly surprised.

Slightly concerned, but mostly surprised.

It goes wonderfully with chocolate in ice cream. I don't see why you can't just leave out the ice cream, the nuts and the cherry.

It is my hope that there will be nuts.

What kind? Walnuts? Pecans?

Um.

No.

Oh. We're not talking about food.

No. No we are not.

Well, it sounds like you have something look forwards to!

I know. I'm imagining it looking really, really hot.

Well, what's she like? How far did you get?

Well, nowhere yet. But! She's beautiful, and she thinks I'm funny. That's, like, Bingo.

Or final Jeopardy.

What fun.

...Why is she on Earth?

I guess she lives here. Her mom is some kind of Space Cop, so: you know what that means.

Space handcuffs.