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It depends on the quantity.

I don't know. It's prescription quality?

I know someone who would benefit from it.

Cool. I'll give it to him because I don't want it. Where is he?

You can't give it to him directly. I'm his doctor.

Oh. *gives her the bottle* I guess that's smart. What kind of doctor are you?

*tucks the bottle into her coat pocket.*

Thank you. I'm an endocrinologist.

I'm glad I'm giving them to a doctor. Drugs make me nervous. I know you can sick if you take ones you aren't supposed to take. That's true right?

Hey cool! That's like glands and stuff right? I'm Joey. *extends his hand*

That's right. Taking medication that isn't necessary for current ailments can do far more harm than good.

*takes the offered hand in her own.* That's right. I'm Doctor Lisa Cuddy. It's good to meet you.

Yeah, my health teacher mentioned that. You'll give it someone who is supposed to take it right?

Hey Dr. Lisa Cuddy. What's it like to treat glands?

Of course. I know someone who has a severe pain problem. He'll be needing it.

Actually, it's something that I enjoy. You'd be surprised as to how many problems can be resolved with glandular balance.

Good.

*takes off his shirt* How do my glands look? Balanced and stuff?

*laughs.* To be able to tell you that, I'd have to do an examination and today I'm off the clock. But if you'd like to come in tomorrow, I'd be glad to tell you.

*laughs and puts his shirt back on*

Fine fine fine. But hey since you're off the clock, you wanna hang out? It'll be fun!! I was gonna met some guys down at pool hall. You could come! And we're not immature. We're 10th graders. 9th grade is where the immaturity is. Not us. Not Sophomores.

I'm on my way to a meeting of the board, but I haven't been to the pool hall in awhile. I'll stop by for a drink on my way back.

Awesome!! We'll order extra cheese fries!

Are you a good pool player? We might have to go head to head, Dr. Cuddy!

Oh, I wish I didn't have an answer to that question.

Me?

*offers him bottle*

You want it?

Wouldn't offer myself if I didn't.

Take it. I don't want it. Please?

I'm Joey by the way. Who are you?

Don't need to beg.

Greg House.

I'm glad someone can use it. I don't need it. It's like, way stronger than Tylenol. And it was a full bottle. So I would have begged. But thanks for not making me. *half-smiles*

Hey. Cool name. So, do you want next week's Vicodin too? When it comes I mean. Just you know, don't tell anyone and I'll give it to you too.

I'll have any you've got.

You won't, like, tell anyone or anything right?